Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
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scottyau 5
What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.
Pleonasm 36
He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.
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Comments (129)
djsaxby 1
What you wanted him to grovel. Get over yourself.
graphicstyle7 17
If you are actually, truly breaking up with him, his response does not matter. You are done. If you were saying that in some sort of manipulative way, trying to get a response from him, that's pretty inmature.
ballbearing 10
Haha! I'm still trying to loose my ex because he is "ignoring my break up". FYL for being with someone as seemingly dumb as me. Unless you said that simply for attention, in which case - ydi.
Sinkhole 26
Why will /loosing/ your boyfriend help? Is this some new kind of torture for those who refuse to break up? Also, about your second sentence, it's refreshing to see someone being honest on FML.
carebear808 12
You were hoping he would be upset? Why would you want that?
bishbosh 7
I'd be a little hurt I guess. Just because a couple can't resolve their differences or feelings change doesn't mean he has to be heartless. It's nice to know that while you couldn't make it work, the relationship still meant something for the years that they were together. Everyone handles things differently but he could've been a little more mature about it.
amifaiyaz 12
seriously.. you're UNHAPPY about him not showing drama? ydi.
asia3pea90 13
Why did you break up with him....
asia3pea90 13
...What the f*ck were you expecting...you guys were together for 7 years...I don't blame him, and you deserve it...
thejust666 6
Guess he flew out of the danger zone.
kalenedog 11
you must break up with him alot if he acted like that.