Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
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Top comments
scottyau 5
What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.
Pleonasm 36
He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.
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Comments (129)
xmaximusx 12
Were ya just looking fir negative attention or something?
mintstashinurtea 5
thankyou
Seagulltears 2
It's called "life goes on" or "the sun doesn't revolve around you". At least you didn't end up in a fight? Should make the separation a lot smoother anyway. Be happy and move on because it obviously wasn't working.
mandapanda394 10
you just feel numb for a bit when your world ends, he'll cry and cry soon enough. he's just in shock.
shinedown00 4
Or maybe he doesn't care
madst0rk 4
What the **** were you hoping for your obviously being stupid and as a man with an actual brain he realizes this so get him back if it lasted this long dont toss it away but if you dont hurry hell find someone else
Jharrist89 12
Why do you care how he feels? You're the one who dumped him lol. Someone has me insecurity issues I think...
Sigil 11
"Hoping" or expecting? There is a difference.
Sjeanns 5
he didn't believe you that's why
Fuzzynavel 10
Did he repeatedly replay the beach volleyball scene? That would explain a lot.
wonderwomann 7
you're most likely still together. LOL