Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Perfect
Today, I put my perfectly-broiled steak portion in the microwave to keep it from the cats while it rested. I accidentally hit "cook" instead of "timer". My perfect rare steak is now almost perfectly half-leather and half-charcoal. FML
Beep beep
Today, I was cooking dinner when my smoke alarm started beeping. I opened the windows, turned on the fan, and checked everything twice. I then realized the noise wasn't the smoke alarm. It was my oven timer. I'd been cooking completely normally and panicking for no reason. FML
Smokey
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Cooking with Anon
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Masterchef
Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
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imp4ct 15
Dude steaks need to be grilled at a BBQ!
GenaALazer 22
wtf? I have never heard about an oven like that.
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transcedental 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for having such an oven.
jerseyboy732 16
your quick enough for the first comment yet you can produce anything good
Pentium_4 27
taquitoes are good
deviable 9
So you're telling me, that if you could get an oven that cleans itself, you would pass it up for an oven you would have to scrape out like a bad crime scene? Good luck with that.
Marcelb 17
17 - I'm guessing that by "such an oven" she didn't mean an oven that cleans itself, but an oven that cleans itself while cooking food. You'd think it was made in a way this wouldn't happen. So... It's either a crappy oven, or it's simply broken. It's not a YDI though.
thiscrazything 1
I guess those steaks were beyond broiled. My oven has done that too, you need a ridiculous code to make it stop.
hubla 0
Who cooks a steak in the freaking oven?
eatdemcupcakes 4
Maybe he mistakes it for the dishwasher.....?
icychill10_fml 6
yea I made the same misteak before. terrible really.
imp4ct 15
Dude steaks need to be grilled at a BBQ!
beasting 0
Exactly. You deserve that for not grilling them
ambamm135 7
Lol obviously you have not broadened your horizon as far as the culinary arts goes. Searing and then baking steaks is AMAZING, especially when it's a filet mignon wrapped in bacon with a garlic crust on it. Delicious!
pimpnainteasy 5
^^^ you just made me lol
Epictacos18 0
^ Oh god why?!?!
kooochris1995 14
^^ B/c he is a purple bird
babykillaseason 0
^^ b/c hes a purple bird.
ninjadinos 14
Unless you live in Seattle like me, where it is always raining..
sparkrok 8
113 - how true! I live in Roy, and todays weather was amazing. it went from gray to pouring down rain and wind for fifteen minutes, then it was sunny for fifteen minutes, and then it started to snow! I don't know if it did in Seattle, but it sure did here. for a good half hour. none of it stuck of course, but it was still snow. then it went back to sun and rain. wonderful western Washington...
anonymous496 0
you don't BBQ steaks you ****
vettle 6
Maybe they don't have a BBQ! A BBQ is a privilege!
ninjadinos 14
130- oh yes! We got snow, rain, sun, and hail all within a couple hours. Silly western Washington.
GenaALazer 22
wtf? I have never heard about an oven like that.
x_KL_x 7
Neither have I. Now I'm scared my oven is secretly smarter then it appears and is plotting my death.
Michaelsgirl04 9
Or the death of your poor, helpless steaks
radiocaf 29
I have. They aren't that new but are still more expensive.
Crystal55621 19
I have a self-cleaning oven....I think it's time to switch back to my old oven.
RawEndo 1
Rage against the machine!
MoonPhase123 4
Oven: "**** you I won't do what you tell me!" *Washes self*
ankoku 2
At least her food will be clean?
TriflingAllDay 6
Oven 1 You 0
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Can't blame the oven it doesn't know what its doing with the steaks, so it decided to clean them
emilyjgraham 34
mankind is becoming so lazy with self cleaning products :/
Senseless_487 29
I'm pretty sure OP didn't want the oven to clean itself. Hence the post on FML.
xcrazymonkey32x 0
First off do you know how an oven cleans it's self? I'm assuming you don't cause after you run the self cleaning on it you still have to clean it out. It's not like magical dwarves and animals of the Forrest are summoned to clean it. It just gets extremely hot and burns everything to a crisp. Then you just wipe it out
nerobluerose 10
30- You sir, are wrong. My oven does summon dwarves and fae creatures to clean it out. Maybe mine is just better than yours.
fmlallthetyme 23
Every time the fae come to clean mine I get those damn tuatha and they break everything :( I want yours
nerobluerose 10
110- I was not speaking in reference to the new game that came out. I was speaking of the far of old with the ancient beliefs.
nerobluerose 10
Fae*
CaliGali 9
Clean steaks... Yummyy
dhardesty23 8
a grill wouldn't do that
ambowew 7
Didn't you listen to Authur Weasley? You should never trust anything that can think for itself, if you can't see where it keeps its brain!
ShyAnn29 15
Arthur
ambowew 7
Aw, that's what I get for reading the word 'Author' on FF too much. Combination fail.
ShyAnn29 15
That's ok, I do that sometimes too
tanyab24 0
user error. that's bull. I'm not buying that it did it by itself. u prob hit or bumped the wrong button.
meltingsun 0
This change occurred while no one was in the kitchen. User error, I think not.