Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
tbonea1990 0
there are more single people than couples
cherylface 13
Your name is readytomingle, but you've bought yourself a shirt that will pretty much ensure that no one mingles with you? If don't want to be single, then go out and meet people. Are you just waiting for someone to come to you? The only guys you are going to attract with that shirt are sleazebags who see it as a challenge to bed you.
Olsen97 0
haha lol
alexFYL 11
Probably shouldn't ever wear that shirt because if you meet a guy while you're out, you'll have very little chance hitting it off with him since you already have a boyfriend.
lastinthebox 0
don't worry, every dog has its day. you'll find someone.
YellowCatch 0
Go out and strut what you got!!! (not with that shirt ofc)
marylovesyou8D 7
If you don't want to be single, why would you buy a shirt that informs potential boyfriends that you're taken? Dumb move...
annabelle2213 0
Did you get that shirt from Forever 21? I wanted to get that too!...but I actually have a boyfriend. Is that weird now?
honeyandgrime 3
Those shirts, the whole lot of them, are so freaking stupid. Possibly made much more so by the fact that the girls I know that wear them have a different boyfriend every week and it really shows what kind of "love" they're talking about; it really takes away from the meaning... and the shirts are gaudy and stupid. No need to flaunt it. I have a boyfriend (of 4 years) and I wouldn't wear a shirt like that if paid. As everyone's said, though... you're going to be no less single while wearing that shirt. Besides, it's not like people automatically assume that you're single just because you don't wear a shirt that says "I love my boyfriend."
knestleknox 2
well if people see you wearing that shirt then their not going to ask you out seeing that you already have a boyfriend dumbass.