Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, out of my whole class, I received no awards. All my teachers thought that I would get plenty from the others. Now people think I'm stupid. I have a 3.66 GPA and they won't believe me. FML
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
Today, I found out everyone in my neighborhood thinks that I'm a beaten woman due to the reoccurring ambulances in front of my house at night. My kid just chokes on everything, and they don't believe me. FML
Today, I realized that a kid in my class is actually autistic and didn't have ADHD. The teachers went out of their way to lie that he has ADHD and not autism. No wonder people thought I was a "retard" (their words, not mine) when it came out that I had ADHD and started using classroom accommodations. FML
Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out my mom had been telling everyone how independent I was and just wanted to be left alone. I was homeless when I graduated valedictorian from high school and wondering why no one would let me stay with them, even when it was snowing. Now I know. FML
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Top comments
Tuesdays76 0
Break down their door and wreck their house! No one can blame you because they think your mentally Handicap.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Judgmental people. Ew.
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Comments (157)
animosiity 0
invent the next bomb they gotta beliwve u then!
CookieCrazy 8
of COURSE, we could TOTALLY use another one o' those, you dumbass.
TomFeltonFan 0
cookie bomb? in that case, no cookies for you, cause you rejected the idea >:0
Sprocket 5
Be like the US military and try to invent the infamous gay bomb. ...Then use it on them.
soketgo 0
I know you are 0.5 GPA in typing
SpilltMilk2 0
Seems like someone already invented the gay bomb. ^^^
CommonSenseKarma 17
Says man who wears Hollister...
joe_says_so 0
133 how can you have a grade point AVERAGE in just one class? you must have drepped out before your first report card.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Judgmental people. Ew.
OMG_N3RD 0
I agree!
darseidia 0
very judgemental
A7X_LoVeee 10
Haha WTF? But you shouldn't care what they think. If they truly believe you're a retard then they're idiots.
Tuesdays76 0
Ya, and as your a 4.0 student, your probably smarter than they are anyways.
AWESOME3SOME 0
52- Greatest comment ever posted... I Lol'd for minutes and minutes..
CraZyJaVieR 0
best background on ur pic prof
Tuesdays76 0
Break down their door and wreck their house! No one can blame you because they think your mentally Handicap.
AWESOME3SOME 0
You're an idiot If you think a mentally challenged individual wouldn't think to do that. Because quite frankly If you make a mentally challenged person mad enough they will do more then break down your door and wreck your house.. Matter fact I think you need to watch what you post, unless you like having your butt hole savaged by a huge retardo helmet..
Suchagoonnn 4
yeah hes gonna watch what he posts because some random threatened him over the internet.
iBanana 17
#76 is a flaming ignorant asshole. Don't threaten him and try to make yourself feel better about your life. Unless your a Special Ed teacher, stfu.
AWESOME3SOME 0
88- You don't know who I am behind a lousy profile picture and computer screen so stop trolling up the wrong bark and jump off my nuts unless you like being on them.
AWESOME3SOME 0
88- and secondly, It's FML half the shit I post are lies so stop being a **** hero on FML. you will soon learn I'm a ignorant douche bag on FML and in reality I'm a southern gentlemen but you never would've guessed.
drewgreenan 0
haha loser who actually replies when people on Fml insult them lol you a loser. get a life!
Pebbles1290 8
Horrible attempt at a troll joke.
TonierShadow 19
Reminds me of that one Family Guy episode where Peter takes an IQ test and finds out he is mentally retarded. So he uses it to his advantage and barges into everyone's stall in the women's restroom and blames it on him being retarded.
ChampionKO 6
Just say no matter what they do, you will always be smarter than them. :)
BreezyHani 3
go along with it!
MushyLuvsU 0
I don't believe you either...
MushyLuvsU 0
I don't believe you either...
anonymous595 0
bitch
MushyLuvsU 0
124: -stares-
MushyLuvsU 0
143: Haha I guess it worked....
kittycatman2 3
Use it to your advantage. Ask for donations to your toothpaste cap top screwing employer.
Doortje 30
What about his ass-wiper? Poor fella :(
lmaoatall 6
man, why are you complaining. here's another classic moment to take advantage of a situation. so many things you can do and get away with it. you can go to the bathroom outside, walk into their homes and take what you want from their fridg. parade around naked... possibilities are endless. if you really have a 4.0 you should have figured this out on your own.