MollyDollLifee

Mrs Bundaberg, Australia 34 years-old In a relationship

thankskimi 15 March 2009, 18:29 United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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creepermagnet 6 April 2009, 19:39 United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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