Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Sure....out of curiosity. Not trying to invade his privacy or anything. However, the my little pony **** is a little disturbing.
Bano360 25
My little porny.
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Comments (223)
Kiki242 19
When will people learn to NOT snoop around on a computer or laptop? How many more minds must be scarred?
ColdplaySucks 18
I completely agree with you. I don't want people to find out about my neopets account.
Mrs_Jones_ 3
The my lil ponys thing is actually a fandom they call themselves Bronys . Still creepy tho
kozzard 17
and yet people still get Bronies and Cloppers mixed up. One is a group of people who like a show, the other is a group of perverted people who look at *********** henti.
fuzz97 23
both are one and the same, actually. the former is just aware that they should be ashamed of it
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Okay, I'm not a Brony, but even I know there's a difference between watching and enjoying a cartoon, and wanking off to **** of said cartoon. Seriously, people.
EmberEyes 16
109, you need to do a tad bit more research before you comment. You clearly don't know the difference.
TheDrifter 24
What he means is that not all bronies are cloppers, but all cloppers are bronies. They just like the show a little more than other bronies.
thebaddayblues 3
Why would someone bookmark that?
Flaum 7
Maybe he bookmarked it because he knew he had a nosy girlfriend and wanted to freak her out.
Zebediabolical 45
I do exactly that on my laptop. I have a fake sublist marked **** that is filled with some weird and freaky things. Anyone who snoops deserved the trauma they get.
TheDrifter 24
Sure, that's what it's there for. The old "it's so obvious it must be a prank" logic, good call.
cristy91 33
I bookmark things like that all the time, not because I'm sexually attracted to it, but because I find it so foreign, kind of like looking at tribesmen undergoing scarification. Plus, I like showing my friends things which go against the Western world's conventions.
Zemmiphobia 11
Love the name LOL
lexxiii 17
Cockblocked by Rainbow Dash... How embarrassing...
beachbum_101 16
Lmao!
Original_Outcast 23
You are his Pinkie Pie? I tried to come up with something like cutie pie... eh.
3rdbass 9
You have failed miserably.
SirTalkaton 22
Maybe he pictures your face on a little ponys body... That's awkward
ltaper11 20
I say "nay" must have just read the site wrong because that sounds disturbing
FrankHotpants 31
At what point in your life do you ask yourself, I wonder what it would be like to read about fictional rainbow colored magical horses ******* each other.
jem970 19
Its disturbing... who gets off by watching cartoon ponies have sex? I still think Bronies are weird as hell.
Mossears133 15
37- Hey, this kind of stuff freaks us out just as much as it does y'all! We're not all cloppers after all.
Ceruleanst 5
Insisting to everyone that you're a "normal" "majority" who never entertains sexual thoughts, by teaching them the goofy-sounding special name you have for the ones who do, doesn't create the impression you intend. It has been in equal parts funny and sad watching a fandom make all these mistakes over again as if there were no furries around to ask for advice.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I'm with you, 37. Even if bronies aren't the ones who have sick sexual feelings towards ponies, that group as whole is a bit strange in my opinion. Shouldn't be attracted to colorful ponies unless you're a 6 year old girl. Again personal opinion, to all their own, but that is mine.
septembers_over_fml 3
He was probably reading it because it was so weird...thats what I would do.