Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
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rainbowdonnareed 18
Did you add anything
Isaac Shields 9
hey it just shows that he is really into what you guys are doing and wants to share it with the world and if it's good enough to keep others interested then kudos to you guys I wouldn't say f your life I would say spice it up even more give him something to really talk about
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rainbowdonnareed 18
Did you add anything
Isaac Shields 9
hey it just shows that he is really into what you guys are doing and wants to share it with the world and if it's good enough to keep others interested then kudos to you guys I wouldn't say f your life I would say spice it up even more give him something to really talk about
cuz803 46
Now it's not cool to snoop through people's things so if you confront your spouse about it, he'll criticize you for that initially. But it's whatever. Confront him about it because he's overstepped boundaries of what should be a private matter. Maybe if you can, delete it if you catch him forgetting to sign out
Miss_Whipped 43
First you lead with it not being cool to snoop into your spouse's things. Then you end it with deleting his personal work. You completely lost me here.
cuz803 46
It isn't cool to snoop. People don't like their personal belongings being searched. But what I'm saying is because the husband was publicizing a private matter (their sex life), the blogs need to be deleted regardless of how OP found out. Someway, whether OP deletes it behind her spouse's back or OP confronts her man and has him delete it, it needs to be deleted off the internet.
Paul Michael Weber 2
Crazy wife much?!?!?
Kaneki Chiaki 15
She never said she deleted anything.
superjew 8
Link?
Tom Irvine 6
id ask him about it before jumping the gun your fml, might just be a new and exciting phase in your relationship. I'm sure he's proud of having an amazing woman and boasts about it. probably gets off on knowing he's banging his hot wife others are only dreaming of. honestly if its that good he can just share it, you two must have some serious fun in the sheets. on another note, so long as names and whatnot aren't used you can stay fairly anonymous and not have it effect your everyday life. a special secret you both can share. might even bring new ideas to spice it up further with your input, being now you know about it. give them some real food for thought lmao. if I found out my wife was bragging about my sex life I'd be kinda concerned too but hey if its that good she has to brag about it, I can't really see it as anything other then a compliment from my own wife. I'd join in on the fun and see why its so fun for him. what a way to bond honestly, I'm jealous.
raingirl 5
Personally, I would be kinda upset to find out that way, but I wouldn't let it interfere with the relationship. If they have a healthy state of mind and repect one another, it might be fun. If it were me, I would tell him it could be used for bragging rights only and not as a form of getting even when being upset, names would have to be anonymous, and interaction with the wannabes kept to absolute minimum. In that situation, I would want to make sure I truely had input, with the option to stop.. Have fun!
Benjamin Peter Watts 1
link?