Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
lizz7372 0
THIS IS AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP. There is no question here. No guy who cares about you would ever do anything like this. You need to dump him, NOW.
melyeah 9
errr.. bit overprotective there
aznbabeelicious 5
this is exactly like my husband!! he always makes me say sorry for everything that I did nothing wrong for and wants to delete off my facebook completely.
blueeyes24 0
Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-SAFE. This is for the OP and you. Emotional abuse is not a joke. To everyone saying "YDI"... Studies show that it is very hard to leave an abusive relationship. Have a little compassion.
alicia_was_here 3
ya my ex was like that. but i finally got the backbone to get rid of him. it was so hard...
ParkerBeach 1
Tell him to log on to his facebook and make his ass delete all his female friends and tell him you want him to delete some of his guy friends cause they were hitting on you.
JonathanG_fml 0
hahahahaha dammmmm that guy is PARANOID! haha he thinks he won that, when he is barely gonna find out what happens next.
tinydancerxo 0
You deserve it because you're with that overprotective maniac, and you've probably given him reasons to freak out.
tinydancerxo 0
Also, you were "forced" into saying sorry. grow a backbone, bitch, and dump him. Go cheat on someone else.
jbadvocacy 2
agree @324, you need to stand up for yourself instead of letting yourself being controlled by this paranoid mother ******.
Big_Al120 0
YDI for having male friends and family
Seddah 3
lol
peeachykeen 0
kick him to the curb, so much for trust in a relationship. Let me guess he prob has friends that are girls right. u should do the same haha
a_johnson1126 0
I'd dump his ass... that's invasion of privacy and he doesn't own you...