Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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Top comments
jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
Lolitia 4
Run.Away.Now.OP. Next he'll be hitting himself in the fingers with a hammer and blaming you, or punching you and then demanding you say sorry. Serious red flags. Run.
The__Redneck 7
You deserve it because you put up with it. Ditch that loser before he starts monitoring your phone calls.
Lopes8p 0
if u said sorry ydi
oohbuddy 0
gutted son
mpclaw 3
get rid of this guy pronto. you are just getting a snapshot of his abuse.
alicia_was_here 3
you should make him delete every girl off his profile then. i had an ex like that... worst will come!
MichelleZB 0
Please, get out.
mzhonesty 0
I don't feel sorry for you. I don't understand how he knows your password on Facebook unless you told him...and I damn sure don't understand how he "forced" you to say sorry. You should have forced his nuts to hit your fist. : And seriously, get out of this relationship.
stacyncocoa 0
Get out of that relationship now. He will just keep doing things to try and control you and keep you all to his self.
schnoodles 0
Please, please get out. It will only get worse. Also, whoever says she deserves this or that this is normal or even "sweet that he is jealous" is an idiot.