Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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Comments (632)
brandothemando 0
holy shit, I feel sooooooo sorry for you
ChicaChica5683 0
108 **** u. men rnt better then women and wemon rnt better then men. u need to get some help
AmberBerry 0
what a lo
itsme88 0
Directed to #108.....Moron. Women are superior to men in all ways. We give birth. That trumps anything you typed about men being better, Squeeze a baby out of your dick and we'll talk. ******.
Batman4890 0
fail...
CustomFerrari 0
what's his gtag?
AmberBerry 0
I don't get why this is turning into a sexist battle. Men are NO better than women and vice-versa. And yes, the husband in this FML was being very inconsiderate, but thereshouldn't beat divorce here! It's perfectly normal to assume someone you know is over-reacting, my parents do that to me. But this just happened to be a serious situation. So all you stuck-up, sexist, selfish, incosiderate, self-indulgent males (only one or two of you, I am not saying all males!) shut up. (:
nuke_o 0
agreed!
Erindub 0
Jesus christ you do sound like a drama queen
itsme88 0
OP....hope you are feeling better. But, honey, you should've called 911. Driving in the pain you were having could have been dangerous to you and others. Now, I'm a gaming widow. Have been our whole marriage, but DH knows what's important. You need to have a serious talk with DH. If that doesn't work, counseling for yourself. And then, if all else fails, talk to a divorce attorney. Good luck.
Batman4890 0
what does DH mean?
yetanothersparky 0
Next time you introduce him to someone, introduce him as your first husband.
Shadow_Phantom 26
What the hell... FYL.
yetanothersparky 0
Next time you introduce him to someone, introduce him as your first husband.