Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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uhhlana 0
Break the xbox, leave and sue. I'm not kidding. Usually, I'm all for making excuses for the other guy, and reconciliation.. but really. Run.
cboisen10 1
yeah #21 I feel bad for any man that would mistakenly marry u
Kiki_6480 0
Uhm, my appendix burst, sat inside me for 3 days while the doctors debated weather to take it out or not when they finally did the surgery they found a hole in the back side that the x-ray/ultrasound could not see. After rinsing me out for 20 minutes they sewed me back up, I sat in the hospital for a week then went home. If they catch it before or when it bursts you didn't "almost die" your appendix burst and you had it taken care of. I was in the same hospital a year later (different issue) and the nurses were the same and they told my mom that they didn't think I was going to live. YDI for being such a drama queen. Cry about it when you can't digest meat for 4 years.
livingdeadgirl9 0
she was making a point that she could've died. your situation is really unfortunate :/ I'm sorry.
nuke_o 0
your probably a fakeass bitch wanting attention. who ever posts their "conditions" on an FML comment is truly pathetic. besides, doctors wouldn't let you sit in a hospital for 3 ******* days debating wether or not to take out an already burst appendix you stupid retard.
fuckyourlife99 0
nuke people like you make me laugh because I bet that story was true, unlike queers like you who try an call people out, I hope you truly grow up to be lonely and depressed because your probably an overweight hideous and antisocial gaming addict , get outa your moms basement and get a ******* life... I'm out
Batman4890 0
so someone who write an FML about their condition is ok but as soon as you comment on another FML about it you become pathetic? think that through
nuke_o 0
to clear things up: the "conditions and the pathetic" I was talking about is simple. anyone who tries to trump the OP of their condition with a fake one is pathetic. that is what I am saying. And to Fuckyourlife99: have you seen me before? hmmm.. it's quite an amazing talent if you can see me through the screen. I won't lower myself to your standards. and BTW: you just contradicted yourself. and thank you guy with glasses in his picture: you weren't rude :)
fuckyourlife99 0
suck a dick nuke, we all know you enjoy it mwahaha
nuke_o 0
I would.. probably because I am a girl. but not yours. I wouldn't be able to find that tic tac you call a ****.
rawpunk 0
Boobs=Power!!! sorry... women FTW!!!!!!!!!
Efilyn 0
I had appendicitis in the summer. FYL. It has hard to detect sometimes.
Ejigantor 0
Wow; fully halfway down the page before I reached the second comment. I think that may be a record (not that I've been keeping track)
a_peyton 3
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
spicaxacips 0
he's a douche dump if you don't have kids of they're over 20 dump him ASAP.
bluebreadsticks_ 6
agreed with #84
Nixot 0
It's amazing how one comment (#4) started a huge flame war.