Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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iBrittanyy 17
douche bag -_-
rockin198 0
that sucks seriously divorce him
PentiumBawls8 0
1. I don't understand why people argue over gender superiority. You all sound like a bunch of old ladies in a nursing home. Get over it! 2. Take his stupid X-box and smash it over his head and bury his ass. I'm a gamer myself, but I don't let it affect my priorities. If gaming systems make you a negligent person,then you shouldn't be allowed to have one. Period. 3. Why are immature teenagers allowed to comment in here? I've read some of the filth they had to write. It's almost as bad as texting while driving. Leave subjects like this to the grown ups!
tisiphone_fml 0
Exactly, 301. I'm also a gamer, but if somebody is seriously sick or hurt, its time to pause or end the game and deal with that. I don't think you should smash his xbox, though. Just trade some of his games for a new hard drive, smash or lock his hard drive away, and trade the rest of his games in for goofy, casual, and girly games. He can come home to a blank hard drive with dance dance revolution and a barbie fashion game.
plzdunstpdamusic 0
Divorce his fat ass! Or sell his XBox, and if he asks about it, tell him to stop bitching about it.
destradase 0
#108 is most likely gay since he expresses about women that bad it looks like he dislikes the female gender... maybe he is into dick perhaps? rest of u don't feel offended by wat a nut rag has to say let it slide it's the ignorance talking OP u need to get a divorce obviously he doesn't give a shit about u he priority was XBOX instead of u soo this tells you a lot...
destradase 0
#301 def agree with u... that's well said..
metrockick10 0
Hey look, both men and women have proved that there are ignorant, judgmental, immature, and superficial people amongst both biological sexes. Congratulations, you are equal, and none are the better for it. Congratulations men, you can life heavier objects than I can, which might have bearing if most jobs in modern times required heavy lifting. But they don't. So feel free to use your muscles to do all that menial labor that is necessary for our society to survive and I'll use my college degree and go do something else. I feel we're both contributing members of society no mater what we do as long as we're doing something. Congratulations women, you can be backstabbing, bitchy, caustic, insulting, and self-absorbed, just like men can. But instead of getting pissed off about it and simply proving them right by actually caring what a complete strange says about you on the internet, ignore aforementioned stranger and don't give them the attention they crave, which is why they made such an inflammatory comment anyway. If you want to contribute to feminism, you sure as hell aren't going to do it bitching about comments on FML. Congratulations, OP. You married a dick. I'd suggest marital counseling. Maybe you do bitch too often and he thought you were being dramatic, or maybe he was being a total ass and ignoring you, either way, you both need help. If he isn't willing to take the steps to change, however, then call a lawyer. It's better to realize that there are certain things you can never change about a man and instead find one who fulfills all your qualifications instead of trying to shove a square peg into a round hole...or, whatever.
Batman4890 0
you kinda shot yourself in the foot here cos builders are essential for our modern society where would your house/flat/whatever be with out them? where would ANY building be without them?so no they are very important jobs even tho everyone takes them for granted
Batman4890 0
btw this isn't arguing men are better I completely agree with what your saying apart from the heavy lifting being unnecessary bit
DAnneRose21 0
bastard needs to take better care if his wife
royals08 0
D-I-V-O-R-C-E......he's not worth your time...
katiebeeeee 0
I think people on here need to think before they post stuff on here. why would you say some of the things that you are saying on here? they are rude and immature and you know what comments I am talking about. I mean yes the guy could have stopped playing his game and yes she could have called 911. now it's over with and people on here really shouldn't be posting nasty and immature comments like they are.