Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Dying words
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
A mother's love…
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Thanks, dude
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Man up
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
See you on the other side
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
The weirdos are reproducing
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Full of it
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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pinkfloydgeek 0
Divorce the son of a bitch, pronto.
Cupcaken 0
damn it i lost the game
Batman4890 0
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!:@:@:@:@
cmac86 24
that's why you don't marry highschool kids or people in college- way too immature.
livingdeadgirl9 0
OP, that definitely sucks. I hope you feel better soon. I'm very surprised at your will to drive yourself. It's really hard to focus on driving when you're in severe pain. I know. But do what you need to do to handle your man :] Good luck. As far as the people being immature and stupid--this is in NO way a ydi. Even if she was a whiny, bitchy wife, the husband still has no reason to stop playing xbox to take care of her. Because in that point of pain she wouldn't just be whining and complaining anymore. It would be much more serious. It does make the husband very self centered. And the people who think the xbox is more important--you're going to find yourselves very lonely in the long run. My boyfriend is a gamer, I don't mind it so much, I even watch most times but he is smart enough to know when to put the controller down and take care of me. That's why he still has a girlfriend. Plus...COD is campfest and it sucks therefore it really can't be more important than his wife's life...and yes she could've died. Probably not that second, but eventually. endrant.
NotMeh 0
ouch...
startafire 0
Now, this is FML-worthy.
Grotesque 0
Time to call up the divorce lawyer, hon.
mahamii_93 0
omg..what a douche!
RatofDeath 0
that's what you get for liking and marrying such an asshole...
applebee_16 0
u people are mean. I'm sorry that he husband was being selfish and I'm glad your ok. u should punish him...