Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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Comments (632)
mzhonesty 0
FYL, indeed, OP...but didn't you notice this guy was a douche before marrying him?
helloS_fml 0
Rofl, this has got to be OTT. No way would someone ignore something that felt that bad. If it felt so bad, and if it was bad enough to burst your appendix, then you should've got to the hospital faster, without even arguing with your husband. Also, why the hell would you feel that after your appendix bursts, you feel the need to QQ over Fml? Surely you're in hospital or something in a bed without a PC.
stuffy25 0
chuck that damn xbox out the damn window
marine10_fml 0
**** #4
george456 0
Divorce the bastard, and take half of everything he's got. When he's broke and working two jobs, he won't have much time for XBOX.
livingdeadgirl9 0
she wouldn't have been complaining. that kind of pain doesn't make you whine or bitch. he would very clearly be able to tell the difference between her usual bitching and her extreme pain.
Vayant 0
I swear I think I was playing with someone that kept yelling, NOT RIGHT NOW! He sounded 30. Maybe it was him? And if it makes you feel better, OP, I kicked his ass. :)
jferx 0
husband? really?
TheNewGuy03 29
it's an xbox 360, correct? if i recall right, these things come with a pause button. instead of letting you die, he should have used it. ******* retard. and if anything like that happens again (god forbid it does), take the xbox out of the wall, beat him to death with it, say it was an accident, and find yourself a new husband. alternately, chop his dick off, lorena bobbitt-style, run a lawnmower over it, come back inside...then find a new husband. win-win, right? [i'm a dude] |the kid|
youradhere 0
You should cut that SOB off .... it might be awhile before he notices though