Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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Comments (632)
ashiiya 0
Seriously, he's not worth it. This reminds me of the time this woman was having her first child and her husband was also too busy playing games to be with her at the hospital. These kind of men aren't men, they're just heartless retards. It's time to file those divorce papers. These "types" of people usually don't change, although you can always try. Hey I don't know the full situation so maybe it was a story of "the boy who cried wolf" but still, it doesn't take THAT much effort to just drive you to the hospital to make sure you're ok, that is, if he really cared. And as for gender superiority, such a thing shouldn't exist. In the end, we're all human and so what if we have things we're good at that are specific to our genders? No one's better than the other, as is depicted by this story. Guys who say things like "give me a beer" while he's RIGHT THERE sitting in the kitchen, saying it as a command rather than a question, can die.
Batman4890 0
that example you gave is completely different as the guy in your case knew there was something he should be doing instead of fannying around on a xbox (i think you said he was on a xbox xbox checking) but with this it was just a very sore stomach this is what you fail to see and she was clearly able to drive herself there she was just being needy trying to get him to drive her it's not like he leg snapped and she was unable to drive was it?
hailphire130 0
I agree with repttar
tyrellaraven 0
what a dick
xrainbow_veinsx 1
Sounds like it's time for a divorce or marriage counseling.
boredom123456789 0
get a divorce
mrzero 0
put the xbox to in his ass
Sekococo 0
@108 stop sucking dick to much semen in your brain >.>
Sekococo 0
Edit - Douche Muffin >:(
fuckyourlife99 0
go back to Africa dumbass , speak normal English , where are you ******* from ? Zimbabwe ?
Batman4890 0
Go back to Africa dumb ass, speak normal English, where are you ******* from? Zimbabwe? Whats with all the spaces? A comma is not a separate word, and why Africa? Why not just where you're from?
nuke_o 0
@Fuckyourlife99 that proves that you are dumber compared to most people- men and women. at least first graders know that commas aren't seperate from the rest of te sentence retard.
shadowrink 0
I would divorce him after that one
Big_Greener_74 0
Seriously, don't be a drama queen. My appendix ruptured FOR 12 HOURS. Now that is almost dying. You weren't even close.