Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.
mattgotest2 0
Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..
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bruthasoldan 0
seriously..... he was probably playing COD which makes it excusable :) ... right guys !!?
bradensfml 0
exactly! lol
Pandacharm 0
omfg OP I know how you feel! my mom thought I was lying about the pain in my abodomen when I was 5 and after 24 hours of screaming and crying while laying unable to move on the couch she took me to the ER where theytold her that If shed waited any longer I'd of died from appendicitis ;(! in glad your okay! I'm sorry!
bradensfml 0
I mean if some says my stomachs hurts are you gonna believe them I would do the same thing I would apologize as much as I could and kiss her ass for a year afterwards but overall I would
nuke_o 0
#222 your argument is irrelevant because your facts completely contradict your point! only 58% of men go to college... hmmm you didn't provide a statistic explaining what percent actually graduated. moreso; 86% of women graduate.. that is very nice compared to the only 58% of men. in short; women are just as good as guys. we may not be strong but we use 13% more of our brain than guys
estoy_de_acuerdo 0
try reading my post again... this time slowly so you understand it. Honestly if ur gonna attack my point, make sure you at least knows wat it says first. retard.
nuke_o 0
haha.. sorry about that. anyway only 56% of men graduate... 86% of women graduate. you are the retard for trying to make an argument that men are better by using a statistic that clearly proves women graduate more than men. you are stupid.
fuckyourlife99 0
more women graduate because they can't get through life without education, men are physically strong and therefore can make alot of money doing labor, technical jobs just as important as executive jobs, men are smarter tho, and stronger, overall better... I think the husband should hit OP because she bitches too much, she seems too willpowered, needs to bring her self confidence to the floor, along with a couple of her teeth :-D hahaha
estoy_de_acuerdo 0
wow i cant believe that a second person read my post and couldnt understand it either... let me reexplain for the morons out there... Of all COLLEGE GRADUATES in 2009- 58% were men and 42% were women... This means that more men (16% more) graduated. 86% of the women who GOT INTO COLLEGE graduated which means 14% dropped out for whtever reason... Of the men who GOT INTO COLLEGE, areound 92-94% graduated... (only around 7% dropout rate)... Im not saying men are better or smarter than women... im just responding to the person who said women are smarter and graduate college more than men.
boatkicker 5
estoy_de_acuerdo, whether or not you're right (which, by the way, I think you are) you still need more than one years worth of statistics to prove it.
nuke_o 0
wow I must have been high when I read that comment.. sorry estoy- whatever! I totally misunderstood that. I take it back. @Fuckyourlife99- wow.. why don't you suck my dick and make me a sanwich. you bitch more than any women on here!
estoy_de_acuerdo 0
its okay nuke, as long as you understand it now... and also i only used the most recent stats because they are the most important in my opinion... who cares how things were decades ago? Also, those stats are the most accurate because every year the ratio of men and women is getting closer and i believe that in a few years it will be virtually even (# of men and women in college)... Who knows, maybe in 10-20 years ,women will be the majority in college with degrees... It doesnt matter because we are and will always be equal in our own ways.
disgruntledyouth 0
smash his xbox or even worse delete all the memory in it
mygoodsir 0
108 I'm only 13 nd I can tell that you are complety wrong.Also your a douche
avarik 0
REPTTAR FTW
avarik 0
lol angryninja you're a pretty huge fail just stop. nobodys listening to you
nuke_o 0
seriously, OP you probably are faking this FML or are so pathetic that you married the only guy who would give you attention. stop being weak, and be the man. to that sexist troll looking child demon- you scare me. to the sexist people- everyone is equal. hyprocrits- don't be feminist if you threaten the guys life. just saying.
raithex 0
Your husband is an asshole.