Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Doesn't say how old you are, but if you're 14 and he's 18 or so, I wouldn't really blame him
Liips 0
I would crash it...what is he going to do, tell your Mommy and Daddy? Or throw food colored water balloons out your window at his guests. Or call the cops and get them shut down. Although the last two are juvenile, they are also effective...
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Comments (112)
froggi_fml 0
hm. yeah. I know how you feel. other people call me lame but I call it straightedge. :]
LastCaress 0
No... I think it's called lame.
froggi_fml 0
oh shut up.
PuntingYoshi 0
Lol, straightedge. You have fun... I'm going to go smoke some weed with friends
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I think it's called "bitch go get me another drink". but hey that's just me
LastCaress 0
Why dontcha make me shut up? Lame-oooo.
UnluckyChicka 0
yay brothers... sarcasm child
_TONGAN_ 5
OP it's probably because your like...11 years old!!!!! but if you were my "mature" little brother I'd invite you....
BloodyHeel 8
OP is of the female species, actually.
MrFerret 0
it wasn't a Halloween party that's why.
DahkLohd 4
This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Chris became cool and had a party at the house, then didn't invite Meg. "Your boob:butt ratio is off" LMAO
xxxDeathBat7xxx 0
#9 Yes, that sounds like a great idea right about now.
suazo15 0
lame...-__-
clothesoptional 0
Hahhahahahhahhah #48 I <3 you noseless! It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on T.V. But where are those good old fashion values.... Not in my pants X-D
ellamegan 0
uhm #1, do you even know wht straightedge is? its not beong "cool" and "rebelious" by not doing drugs or drinking. its a gang that actually kills people who do these things! next time you start labeling yourself something, make sure you actually know what it is.
thespaceistoosho 2
Straightedge is not a gang, #63, is actually just a subculture that grew out of the punk movement. They don't kill people who drink or do drugs, that would be ridiculous. They do sometimes start fights with these people though, but that's usually the younger kids. Trust me on this one, I know tons of edge punks personally, it's not what you think it is.
brianjman14 23
I have a few things to say about this one: 1. This totally reminded me of Family Guy. XD 2. What makes you think that just because you're his brother means you're automatically invited? 3. You kicked out of the party, NOT the house. You don't have to stay in your room, just don't go into the backyard. 4. If he's your older brother by about a few years, then I can understand not wanting his little sister with there with him in front of all his friends. 5. Grow up.
jewban 3
I think you should just steal a few beers and drink your problems awayyyy
Daddymo 14
The party of the year isn't taking place in a back yard, so I wouldn't be too disappointed.
JonaDona 2
agreed the best parties are the ones in my pants
extremenoodles 0
There's a party in my pants but I came early!
Vlieto23 8
uhh ever seen Old School? that was one hell of a party and that was in a backyard! haha
Sadochan 0
Call the cops on him for a loud party then tell everyone to **** off.
pennies_lane 6
but that would make her look even MORE lame! i feel sorry for you OP
tboudre 0
yeah!
xxmollyxx 25
Doesn't say how old you are, but if you're 14 and he's 18 or so, I wouldn't really blame him
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Exactly.
Liips 0
I would crash it...what is he going to do, tell your Mommy and Daddy? Or throw food colored water balloons out your window at his guests. Or call the cops and get them shut down. Although the last two are juvenile, they are also effective...
marie93uso 0
I know right?? it's your house! in fact, now I say that you deserve it because you were too much of a pussy to say "hey! this is my house dammit! I can party here if I want to!"
WarmPigBelly 4
I was gona suggest the water balloons... Never gets old
jc1015 25
or call the parents that would be even better. cause now not only will your bro will be embarrassed in front of all his friends he'll be grounded too. Karma is a bitch.
Sm1leyFaCed97 0
you have such a loving brother
TheiMightyKhaL 2
You should spray him and everybody else with the hose then get out of there! Oh and btw before you go to sleep, set some booby-traps around your room.
ItsaMeLuigi 6
What ever happens, don't hold a grudge against him for the rest of your life. Get your own back asap and you will start to feel better.
VeeVengeance 0
okay Dr. Phil
Judus_beej 0
get knocked up by one of his friends. then tell your parents what happened. they will disown him an you can have an abortion. I'm joking btw don't do that. just call the cops about the party.
JManHobbs 0
Do this, it would be awesome.
farhil 14
Holy crap 11, you profile pic looks sadistic! Your comment was pretty messed up too.
Oigo209 0
once a partied so hard i thru up n farted at the same time :0 lol aw (:
RomanBeauty 0
that was a good story. a better one would be your obituary
lizzard2903 0
ouch @ 25!! that's harsh :(
chellseynichole9 0
wow 25! wtf?
StereoJoe14 0
25- Win.
Penguinman909 7
25 win & 84 win for Cyanide and Happiness
Doortje 30
So I guess you two are real close huh? Call the cops, that'll teach him not to invite his own sister!