Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML
Mind your own business
Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML
Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
Priorities
Today, I was sent by my mother and her boyfriend to pick up some take-out. After getting the food, I began to turn out once the traffic light was green. An asshole cop sped past the red light and slammed into my car, totaling it. When I called my house, my mom's boyfriend asked, "Where's our dinner?" I'm fine, by the way. FML
All you can eat buffet of shit
Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML
Open Minded
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
Second best
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
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cswens25 8
Scarf away not your fault they don't know how to cook.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Just tell them you ARE watching your weight... Go up!
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astralvagan 20
YDI for lying. Just tell them the truth next time.
emilyjgraham 34
I think it would be a bit harsh, OP could've said they weren't hungry but by the time she'd left and done a bit of shopping or whatever it is that she was doing she'd up a small appetite :)
sheethapins 13
Would you like lies and a fake with that burger?
cliffibom 15
Cheat day i suppose?
Bright_Lights 14
You should've just told them the truth...
redbluegreen 41
You are watching your weight... on your thighs.
maz95 17
Hahahahaha you could tell them you had a weak moment?
redbluegreen 41
Should have said you weren't McLovin' it in the first place, but I guess you had to have it your way.
drkate25 30
Awesome comment! Made me laugh out loud at work.
cmayer 20
Oh well. You're an adult and you can make your own decisions. If you get asked about it, tell them the truth; you wanted a burger.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Hmm was it... ME!?
buckdharma 38
Richard Simmons?