Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML
Ew, brother!
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Lies and love don't mix
Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML
Suspicious activity
Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML
Privacy issue
Today, my friends and I walked to Dairy Queen after school, and I caught my mom in the Walgreens parking lot right next to Dairy Queen stalking/spying on us. My friends noticed too and made fun of me for it. FML
Clever boy
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Let 'em in
Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Running late
Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML
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turdburgers 0
You skipped class to go to Burger King? Christ you're boring.
omnistryder 0
looks like you won't be having it your way after all.
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ginob 0
ha!
SexyShuShu 0
lol dats y u leave da neighborhood
lane4 1
what are the odds! lol
sacredjoshua66 0
yay bq!
MetroidSlayer01 8
fail
meatkilla73 0
there's no burger kings in the united kingdom
arsenalfcboy 6
Uh, yes there are. I live in England and there are plenty
beffburger 0
there are many many burger kings in the uk. why do Americans think that they are the only ones with western culture? It's like they live in their own little shite bubble. ignorant arseholes.
Charlesworth 1
Yeah, we have Burger Kings. We don't however 'cut class' or say 'mom'. What gives, OP?!
Freeze_fml 17
You're the ignorant one for generalizing all Americans are assholes on the base of one idiot.
MetroidSlayer01 8
It was just false info. no need to be a complete asshole about it.
xriley 0
haha u think only America has burger king...that's why ur all so obese...FYI uk has buger kings too so. dose many other countries...hope huge anacondas feed on u fatty American pplu can thx ur greedy lifestyle for that
Freeze_fml 17
meatkilla73 never said he was an American and his profile has the country field uncompleted. Gtfo racist.
Polionixon 2
Ummm lets try not to stereotype shall we? I was actually going to comment on his post ( I am from the U.S.A. btw) and i was going to actually correct him and say BK's are all around the world just like most fast food chains. Sorry to burst your bubble but not all Americans are ignorant.
Flutist 3
We might all be fat (not all of us are btw) but you all have funky ass teeth and dress like drag queens. How does that sound, don't I sound like a douche. So stop calling all Americans fat and we will stop calling all British people snobby jagged teethed douches who are still pissed off about a tea party hundreds of years ago.
im_asian 0
in case you dont realize it yet americans were the ones who invented this kind of culture. all ive ever heard from people living in the UK is shit towards the US. in fact you were the first one here to make a racist remark why dont you go enjoy your little ******* cup of tea and get a life
CyclonePsycho 1
I'm loling pretty hard at this particular set of replies. What's with all the animosity between the US and the UK? We both share a language (and a some of us share a heritage and a history). We should all just love each other, 'kay guise? And who the hell brought up the Revolutionary war? How is that relevant to anything? xD
Jrook 0
pretty sure that American isn't a race, at least not anymore. we wiped them all out, or let them starve on reservations. besides the british never claimed that all men are created equal, so as far as I'm concerned they can be racist and it's not hypocritical. however for an American to call any other culture racist is hypocritical.
tacosrawesome77 0
I never hear anyone in the U.S. say shit about the Uk, but thanks to your steroetypical minds I believe that all of you are douchebags with horrible teeth. And fyi not all of us are obese mcdonalds eating people who lack an average IQ.
CyclonePsycho 1
"we wiped them all out, or let them starve on reservations." o.O? There are Native Americans still in existence who are not starving on reservations...
tacosrawesome77 0
Also #35, if you are going to make pathetic attempts to insult the United States please try to use correct grammar so you do not look like a retard.
UK_fml 0
if you are asian keep it shut, cause no one cares about what you have to say.
CyclonePsycho 1
Seriously though, guys, we should all just relax. Make love, not war, y'know?
mfmylifesrsly 30
@44 - flutist: LOL this made my day! ^_^
UK_fml 0
first of all we dress way better and with much more class than any yank, 2nd I know a dentist in America is very much expensive and not all the people can afford a treatment, 3rd the numbers don't lie and 7 out of every 10 people in America have some sort of obesity problem, and final, we do care about the tea but we don't give a shite about you guys staying in the other side of the pond :)
OPISDUMB 0
How would she know when your lunch is? Just say you were at lunch dumbfuck.
riku3220 2
Maybe it's a closed campus.
tikimuppet 11
No, if she could drive she would be at least 17, and so at college, which would mean that her timetable would include random free lessons. I have not heard of a college in England where they FORCE the people to stay on campus through thier frees. She should have just said she had a free... problem solved. and why do people keep saying that there are no BKs in the Uk? There are loads!
Freeze_fml 17
For all you know she's in high school.
Charlesworth 1
Some sixth forms don't let students leave at dinner.
Flutist 3
My sister graduated at 18. Op doesn't list a country but she says Mom, so I was thinking America. Anyways, she would have to be young enough to have it matter that her mom found her at lunch. THat implies she wasn't supposed to be out. Also she ditched school/cut class (which means in America, she missed a few periods so she could sneak to lunch) and if her mother is calling her out on it, then she is still under her mom's rules, not likely college.
Kiara41 0
"she would have to be young enough to have it matter that her mom found her at lunch" That's a lie. I'm 19 living in a dorm at college and my parents still bitch about me staying out too late (aka. midnight) when I don't have classes the next day. Not all parents lay off the curfew when you turn 18. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about them. They just want to keep tabs. ;)
Snowlight_fml 7
Wow. Tact. Try to be more secretive next time. Like leave your car at school so people wouldn't notice it missing?
tj41567 0
no matter wat always protect the family heels
tj41567 0
Srry wrong post just got iPhone :(
mikayyyyyla 0
you deserved it because you went to burger king in he first place! ick!
Acuvue 0
I didn't know there were drive-thrus for fast food places in the UK. Learn something new every day. :) Anyway, YDI. :)
clib542 0
reminds me if when I was in grade 3, except I left my jacket in freezing weather to go, so that they thought i stayed at school, still got caught though, lol