Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, my mom proved to me that there was favoritism between me and my siblings. My mom made me use my money to buy everyone dinner, but when my brother wanted to buy himself food, my mom asked him if he was gonna buy me and our sister some too, he said, "No, I don’t want to" and she said, "That’s fine." FML
Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
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Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
Can't complain about fresh, never frozen beef.
NoFeet 4
Tell her you always liked your dad more anyways.
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MikeDa1Da 14
Can't complain about fresh, never frozen beef.
Sing_Along 7
I the mom felt guilty about it then obviously it doesn't happen that often. Which means she might not have favorites, it might he just been random. Chin up op, I bet she's done the same for you at some point.
SignUpisntcool 3
The moment I was reading this FML, a Wendy's commercial came on T.V.
alexup24 13
It's destiny. You should go to wendys right now...
Cad6 24
Wendy's gives you herpes.
zachherbert 10
Shoulda yelled "Bitch, I'm thinking Arby's!"
sovetskiy 8
Their chili is fantastic :D
JiggaJayZ 16
I work at Wendy's... Don't get the chili. Everything else is top quality, but consider yourself warned about the chili.
sm0kinBCBudz 0
65- sucks to be you. Do you really have special powers? (Scott pilgrim vs world)
TheEpicMilkMan 13
86 - put a shirt on please :c my eyes are ruined now
sm0kinBCBudz 0
99 suck my dick.
Pentium_4 27
i'd take a 3/4 lb cheeseburger over a shopping spree....nothing beats a full stomach!
ydi_4_suking 20
I'll take a huge shopping spree over a 5 dollar burger combo any day
fuwomp 0
Clothes does.
DiscoRanger 0
Clothes do*
cheaptrix 6
Cloths don't*
lebronesque73091 12
I hate it when parents play favorites :/
BigBoyBounce 5
I'd gladly go out for Wendy's any day over a shopping spree. You can't complain that's more than some people are fortunate enough to eat.
molliepop19 5
Wow. That's deep. -.-
THE_A_TEEN 28
Is this the part when you guilt me into giving money? Ethos, eh?
leopardwilliam 22
37- That'd be pathos.
abethehonest 4
as deep as a puddle- go out on a shopping spree, and donate your old clothes for those not fortunate enough to have any...
LissaMccracken 23
Just because some people have things worse, doesn't mean that other people aren't allowed to complain... I'm sure you've complained about something, and I'm also sure that somebody has it way worse than you.
felisaa 5
Well at least you seemed nice and mature about it even though your mom really messed up.
NoFeet 4
Tell her you always liked your dad more anyways.
4everblackjack 10
Someone's playing favorites :3 but hey, you know what to do when she's old & lonely -wink wink-
Honestly_Lainey 21
8- That's called elder abuse. Not cool.
4everblackjack 10
18- I'm sorry, it was a joke. I'm half asleep & I have no idea what I type sometimes :( I didn't think anyone would take my comment seriously..T.T
longview_fml 0
Dw, if people couldn't see it was a joke, they're dumb. :p
therealslim 15
No 70, it was just a shit joke
linkinpark98 24
Ahh, favoritism.
studdmuffin1990 7
I would assume you'r not her favorite. Or you have a job and she assumes you will buy your own stuff.
NoFeet 4
What's with all the watches?!?!
MikeDa1Da 14
Find out Ur own self then ask again
NoFeet 4
Haha... I still don't understand the point of wearing 8 watches, but ok?
Pentium_4 27
maybe he loves watches? i don't really need 16 computers either but i do cause i love them!
NoFeet 4
I hope you're joking. If not, you have wasted a crapload of money. 16 computers would pointless... But who am I to judge?
NoFeet 4
Aw crap I forgot to add in a "be" between would and pointless. My bad.
MrBrightside21 20
Meanwhile in Africa... Sent from my iPhone.
fmlallthetyme 23
What's wrong with 16 computers? I use MacBooks as tables and tablets as coasters.. Doesn't everyone?
coried91 28
My husband has a lot of computers too. He buys them for really cheap and fixes them. Then he resells them for a crap load of cash. He might not have actually paid that much for them.
Pentium_4 27
12 of them are used daily, so you can chill out bro!
star111 6
Pentium_4, why on earth do you need to use 12 computers on a daily basis?
Pentium_4 27
well I built them all (the desktops): 1 for the parents, 1 runs Linux to route the internet and dish out DHCP, 1 plays Netflix on our bigscreen, my personal laptop, my brothers laptop I gave him for school, seedbox, file server, upstairs HTPC, my gaming computer, the others run Folding@home. And only 4 of them are Pentium 4's ;)
NoFeet 4
Whoa hold on! I was never angry in the first place! I was just wondering what anyone could use 16 computers for.
Pentium_4 27
I didn't think you were angry, and neither was i :P
NoFeet 4
Oh, well you said "So you can chill out bro!" So I assumed you thought I was mad or something.
skyeyez9 25
My dad played favorites too. He flat out told me it is because "my son will pass on the family name, you can't."
MrBrightside21 20
Yeah. My parents say they like my brothers more because I'm adopted.
xAmiex1994 0
That's terrible ... :(
molliepop19 5
Wendy's is some quality stuff.