Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Whipped Cream
Charlotte, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
Anonymous
Lees Summit, United States
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
LAME
United States
Classy
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Say Cheese
United States
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Living my best life
Today, I sent my crush what I thought was a cute selfie. Two minutes later, she replied, “Nice waffle.” I checked the chat and realized I had sent her a photo of my burnt breakfast instead. She then asked if the black part was chocolate. It definitely wasn't. I have not opened that chat since. FML
Photagrapher
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Top comments
nolarboot 10
Gotta love cheesecake though. :)
x_messyjessy_x 0
are you saying chessecake is not yummy??
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Comments (415)
ChibyKTA 3
I dont know what you were expecting. you did ask for 'yummy pictures'.
maggie2528 1
Perv. Smh
Jon15805 7
yummy? well you are dumb sir
Enzi_fml 21
Well you got what you asked for!
newburton13 26
You should have been more specific, dumbass.
alliem199521 10
Ydi for being a disgusting perv.
MrBoredomioo 18
I just saw a reference to this on another FML about a similar joke
sbarua219 17
Dude be happy! I'd love a cheesecake right about now :)
Harley56 5
that would be me
krispybacon4321 23
Cheesecake is yummy. A girl loses all respect for you when you ask her to send pics. Three of my ex-close guy friends asked me for some and I dropped them right away. **** that shit. Girls don't want that. Well some do, but that's because they're hoes.
Pycnogonida 16
Somebody woke up on the judgmental side of the bed this morning.