Anonymous
Israel
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
lazy lazy lazy!
Weird logic
Today, I realized how lazy my daughter truly is when I saw her shivering under a thin blanket on top of her perfectly made bed. I asked why she didn’t just climb under her covers to sleep warm and comfortable. She said that this way she doesn’t have to make up her bed every morning. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML
oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Anonymous
Tetchy
Today, I got home and my wife asked me why I hadn’t taken the bin out or cleaned the living room. I asked her why she hadn’t done it since she got fired 6 months ago for laziness and since then has sat on her ass watching daytime TV instead of job searching. She threw a mug at my face. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
failure as a parent
Bound Brook, United States
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
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lozowen 10
Wow. Physco child!
JoeGrant 12
Your request got her fired up, it seems.
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Comments (122)
icepick23 12
Leave her alone. Being lazy is awesome!
GodKing709 2
beat your child. seriously. use a phone book and a couple raps to the head and she'll straghtin right out
Smoxxii 17
Set her bed on fire in retaliation.
mintstashinurtea 5
make her bed? really? pick and choose your battles dude.
Omniprism 15
Something is wrong with her. Therapy maybe. A little jail time?
TallMist 32
Pretty sure that lighting your own stuff on fire isn't illegal, much less the trash. Why would she go to jail over this?
wasupnyc 1
The fact that u had to ask ur child shows who runs the house
odod777 28
Your daughter is CRAZY!!! Sorry to say O.P.
Chris93Jones 20
Your move, mother
cactusdesu 15
She must not be too lazy then.
NodakN8V 25
So....that's how you do it