Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML
Today, my daughter was putting clothes in the drier when she yelled, "Mom!! The drier won't start!" I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, "Oh. I didn't know that mattered." She's 15. FML
Today, my daughter admitted that she sometimes forgets her own name upon waking. She’s 15. FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML
Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML
Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
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chipnchips 0
time to switch to digital clocks
krysxkatastrophe 14
I know college kids who can't read a regular clock. It scares me that these people are the future of this world.
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Comments (225)
Zebidee 9
I only clicked on this comment section to laugh at Americans going all herp-a-derp over 'honour' and 'analogue', and yet I've managed to find all manner of ****-knucklery. Thank you FML for being so entertaining!
ArielTheMermaid 17
how did she make the honor roll?
jackiee_nguyen 2
isnt it honor roll?....just saying lol
dptscorpio113 3
well seeing as it's spelled honor role and you spelled it wrong I'm guessing she got her intelligence from you
Zebidee 9
Well **** me then - you can't have inherited your intelligence from anywhere. I'm prepared to let the 'honor' thing slide because you're obviously just a Yank who can't be expected to know jack shit about the world, but I WILL call you on the fact you took all the trouble to correct someone on their spelling, and STILL spelled 'roll' wrong.
AlexisJansen 0
I'm 14 and can't tell time either. good to know theres someone like me out there. lol
Lawbynature 0
why is it all the girls? parents really need to keep their kids better educated that is really so sad.
Tysonator 0
why is there an honor roll for 14 year olds?
bandits9 0
wow u need to slap some ******* sense in to her
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
before it said non-digital clock
happy_dino 6
So? I'm 13 and I don't really know nor care how to read a freaking analogue clock. And I'm not the only one.