Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
I love old people. I cannot wait for the day that I am old and can do whatever the **** I want wherever the **** I want.
fakeaccountX 6
When you are confused beyond belief, the fart is the only intelligent response.
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STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
gross
fakeaccountX 6
When you are confused beyond belief, the fart is the only intelligent response.
StoryOfTheYear 15
It's how she can start walking again Get that extra helping of torque
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I dont get it...
Charlotteeexx 0
my **** is a flower
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
is it just me or do old people have the longest and loudest farts? I once experienced on that went for at least 40 secs and moved between tenor and bass.
FarSide 23
You should have told Grandma it WAS a computer, and then shot video as she tried to FaceBook her friends with it.
smashgrab 0
102 wins everything!
bigblue95 0
she probably thought u said ****. lmao
Hamsterzilla 0
WOW.
icecreamdriveby 5
Haha 52, your comment made my night.
pwincessa23 1
WTF? "ur **** is a flower"??!!!! really?!
th3b0ss 0
bazinga
creamofwheat 4
Gee, I didn't know you POSSESSED a ****.
novair 5
zing
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
the same bitch probably tries to drive
TheOptimist 0
Someone's a sleepwalker.
C19_fml 9
Epic.
anorexicbarbie 8
No, it's not you douchebag. Only oceans, long narratives, and the cosmos are epic.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Literally owned, literally
killjimmy 0
Actually, it would be figuratively.
CoachLlama 5
Someone has been reading a certain pirates page.
kittydidit 0
Epic indeed, C19. I couldn't agree more.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
I love you 58 and 73! I wish all these dumbasses hadn't learned the word epic!
tommyxtroutx23 0
Change her diaper!!
KRYPTON1T3 5
lmao! wow.
River_Hill_Kid 0
i remember the fifth time that happened to me...
crazykidd15 0
lol I hate when that happens!
Elizabeth123654 0
whut..!?
allmidnighteyes 11
I love old people. I cannot wait for the day that I am old and can do whatever the **** I want wherever the **** I want.
xLil_Mx 0
So you gonna wear that tiger costume when you're old?
MuchDance90s 0
me too
Argento1301 0
right on
passwordusername 0
Hehe, based on your pic, you aready do what the heck you want ...
Troll45 0
that's not him that pic is all over the internet
SebIsBest 0
Old people FTW.
owencgray 10
yep
DocBastard 40
I'm old! I was confused! /Uncle Leo
devileyekill 0
It was just a book they way overreacted.
michael666 7
uncle leo was a random friendly super mutant in fallout 3, I wonder what ever happened to him..
bladomas 2
lmao, stupid grandma, shoot her
nikki456123 0
when your old I hope your grandchildren shoot u
marylovesyou8D 7
I would hate to be your grandmother.
ichikibobivopula 0
dickface
Zoesbiggestfan 0
XD Funniest fml ever
Herox 0
its worse than Saddam's mustard gas!
OolioFoolio 0
Win.