Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
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tounces7 28
I'm assuming she had to have asked you about it, which means you didn't tell her the truth...which probably isn't the best way to start an engagement....
bloopaloop 27
Did you not get her a bday present?
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bloopaloop 27
Did you not get her a bday present?
tounces7 28
I'm assuming she had to have asked you about it, which means you didn't tell her the truth...which probably isn't the best way to start an engagement....
peithecelt 28
she knows. unless you have bought her rings before, she's trying to give you a hint about her answer. engagement rings are usually pretty obvious.
wysegirl 24
I'm not sure if she is playing you or if she is just clueless.. Good luck this could be a sign of what may be in your future.
Jonkbaby 23
Go for a walk somewhere and when you two are relaxed, ask to see the ring. Say that it is like who it is for, meant for a special moment in time, and say it's right now. Then get on your knee and then look her in the eye and pop the question