Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
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Top comments
CACC_fml 0
This is called honesty. The best gift he could give you.
JayDawgg 0
well it's your fault for being fat
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Comments (185)
tigobitties_x3 0
Awh my mom said that's good he cares about her and wants her thinner
evasweetcouture 0
WOW, bet you were shocked lol !
ImFreeFalling 0
The definition of "fat" to a guy could mean anything... so don't assume OP is getting obese and stuff. She could just be taking on a few pounds around her hips and stomach. So FYL OP. Your boyfriend is a jerk.
evasweetcouture 0
Dang, FYL lol ! But he should love you for (YOU) & i guess he means it.. so in my opinion he's a jerk and no guy should tell there galfriend to lose weight, specially when it comes to a special holiday and him wanting that AH, DUMP his A** !!
PamParanoia 0
That was rather mean of him. :/
mythoughts 0
If the OP looked like you there would be no post. Keep it healthy...
KittyMack 13
If a guy falls for someone it's in a big part because he's ATTRACTED to her. If she takes that away from him SHE has sabotaged the relationship. Sure, the guys who refuse to cheat might stick around in a miserable situation of having to share a bed with someone they don't feel attraction for (which isn't a choice! chemistry is instinctive/subconscious) and eventually the resentment, sadness, lack of passion and avoiding the subject will corrode what's left of the bond til all that's left is bickering and waiting to die. You seriously think that's a GOOD thing?! Pesonally I'd rather my husband be frank about his needs so we can stay happy together!
jckbco 0
excellent perspective
vashthestampede 0
So...did you get mad?
GreyJay 0
Do what he says for the sake of your relationship, AND to show him you respect his opinion. If he still leaves you, you'll be thin an attractive to get back in the game.
SMD_emilyy 1
That's really rude. You're beautiful, OP.
Ynunez 3
and you said you wouldn't get mad -.-