Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
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Top comments
CACC_fml 0
This is called honesty. The best gift he could give you.
JayDawgg 0
well it's your fault for being fat
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Comments (185)
Dr_Soapynutz 0
Take his advice, fatty.
PrettyBoissuckba 0
Tell him you want a boyfriend who's not a chick. That's what i'd do hon!
Karnezar 2
Least hes honest. Now, go to the gym, big girls don't cry! O:< /lamejoke
Not_so_innocent1 5
Well maybe he just wants you to be thin, to fit into a sexy Santa costume he's getting ya ;)
RoxUrSoxs 0
Well...he's honest :) Don't get mad, just ask him if wants to join you.
runnawaygirl 4
In his defense, you did promise you wouldn't get mad...but it sucks for you that you have a boyfriend who doesn't love you the way you are.
macpabloBUCK 1
Isn't that suppose to happen after marriage, not before
aprylrain7 7
Be grateful he's being honest! A little insensitive on the execution but then again he could just take the easy route and cheat! If u Keep it tight and your man will stay home at night
youknowimright 5
this isnt an fml.
amadisdemitrius 5
I'm so sick of people whining about their horrible life because their partners said something honest. You're not fat because he said you are... you're fat. You have a great boyfriend who felt safe enough with you to express how he felt and it sounds like he did it fairly nicely. Its constructive criticism, do something about it. You know what happens when your partner doesnt communicate honestly? read the FML posts where they're all cheating on each other.