Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4." FML
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML
Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML
Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter had to find pictures of animals that she felt represented each member of her family. This was the one she chose for me. I think she might be trying to imply something. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
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kozmikstarz 0
Maybe she was doing it to a magazine...who knows what a FOUR year old was actually seeing.
Broeman 0
Did she ever say family photo book? Maybe she saw your wife ripping pages out of a regular book and decided to try it with a photo book, tard.
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Comments (44)
Derek321 2
N00b blocker. -Ty
trizzieb 0
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This is retarded. I hope you never post again.
wolfvision 0
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I cant agree more. Stupid FMLs get approved.. good ones dont. Win..?
permannator 10
How do you know if they're good if you never read them..?
cel123456789 0
FYL for posting a retarted fml
jayn_fml 0
You spelled retarded wrong you dumb assfucker
JackDark 0
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One page. Maybe she looked fugly in that picture? Maybe your daughter drew on it. Deal with it. "Today, I was looking through my wedding album, when I realised I could have married a much less whiny, wimp of a man. FML"
kerrygirl 13
where does it say one page?
Jimboom 12
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Soooo either you pissed off your wife or she is a bit crazy like that? YDI if the first, FYL indeed if it is the second.
girlygirl666 0
Your 4 year-old would have done a better job writing this FML. That is, if she would have even written it at all, since it's so stupid.
sunnyray812 42
Why the hell is everyone saying this is a crappy FML and putting OP down??? This sounds like a true FML to me; knowing your lover is regretting ever marrying you. That's a hurtful FML.
guckylynn 19
Your wife could have been framing the pictures or something. Way to jump to conclusions.
kozmikstarz 0
Maybe she was doing it to a magazine...who knows what a FOUR year old was actually seeing.
nonynony 0
I immediately thought it was a magazine. A 4-year-old would lump books, magazines, and photo albums together in her head. I seriously doubt she was referring to a family photo album.
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
wait wat are u saying? I read this like 5 times and I still can't understand !
This_Guy 0
He saw his daughter rip out photos from one of their family photo books. His daughter saw her mom (his wife) rip out photos from the other family photo book which contains pictures of their wedding day. He probably assumes that his wife probably regrets something or realizes she might have married the wrong man. Of course, this is what I got out of it. Different people would take this differently.
TheHeroOfTime 0
#12, you happen to be eight years old and black. These are two very good reasons for your lack of comprehension.
V_S234 0
#27, you are an icky person.
waterynuggets 0
I agree with you #30, however since the mods are too busy [pa]trolling the comments for people saying "THIS IS NOT AN FML111!1!" this this racist fuckstick will more than likely go unnoticed.
cel123456789 0
#12 dats becouse ur a frickin 8 year old
V_S234 0
Nice insult, #14..........
Tonys_kitten6 0
hahahahhahahahahha becouse??? ha thats great pendatic you made me laugh!