Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
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CACC_fml 0
This is called honesty. The best gift he could give you.
JayDawgg 0
well it's your fault for being fat
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Comments (185)
hey_kid94 9
hey he warns you and you asked so you can be mad
ciscomatic 3
What a jerk.
bellamortifera 2
Oh man. Are you pregnant? That's the first thing I thought of when I read this, and I laughed myself to tears imagining the scenario.
sassypants93 17
Then she could respond, "I'll lose some weight in about 9 months." That ought to scare the shit out of him lol.
franwins0827 7
See, this is why I never agree to the "promise you won't get mad" - because it is always invariably followed by something that will make you mad. YDI for agreeing not to get mad. But he's a jerk for saying that - I suppose he could have said "let's get gym memberships together and make a commitment to living healthier," or something like that (i.e., more constructive, and demonstrating that he would be in it with you).
sassypants93 17
For all the girls arguing that guys can't judge what "fat" is, girls are the ones who do that. Guys don't notice if girls are even 10 lbs larger. Most girls are the ones that see it as a terrible thing. There are better ways to tell someone they are getting chunky though. However, if you are getting fatter and noticing it yourself, wouldn't you want to fix that for yourself?
andreaaaj 0
ooooooh BURN! damn that sucks.
sexiilittlething 6
so u got amazn bf cz he s honest with yu md hit the gym seriously
carlokes 0
awesome man. honesty!
bishiedamian 0
Lol, YDI, don't ask unless you want the truth.
bonzie 6
seriously what a jerk, sorry but you don't tell someone they have gained a little weight that way, not for a present jeeeesh