Today, I flew into Denver. Never having been here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, I'd booked a window seat for my first flight because I wanted to enjoy the view. A few minutes after takeoff, I fell asleep. I woke up just as we were about to land, with a dead phone, a stiff neck, and absolutely no idea what the clouds looked like. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Today, I was excited to have a window seat on my three hour flight to New York. When I got to my row, I noticed the screaming newborn occupying the seat in front of me, and a pair of toddlers behind me. I then looked to my seat to find I have no window. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I booked the cheapest seat on a six-hour flight to save money. The person next to me spent the entire trip asleep on my shoulder, and I felt too awkward to wake them up. By the time we landed, my neck hurt so much that I had to explain to guards and baggage claim staff why I couldn't turn my head. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
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Top comments
ulicksam 0
YDI for being rude to the passenger next to you. How would you like it they leaned over you and yawned?
zombunny 2
Who the hell drools while yawning? Get some control over your bodily functions.
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Comments (80)
ulicksam 0
YDI for being rude to the passenger next to you. How would you like it they leaned over you and yawned?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
you flew in eh? your arms must be really tired HIO!
Skroal_stomper 5
You should have given him a handy to make up for the drool.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Some guys pay extra for that.
Darraghscoot 0
An airline in ireland( ryanair) actually charge extra for usingbtoilets to **********!
RedPillSucks 33
WTF? FYI TMI!!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Do they also charge for admission to the mile high club?
briannak91 0
maybe they were asleep?
cloudy01 0
I <3 you
sourgirl101 29
Mile high club? I just found out there's a club for having sex while SCUBA diving. Even though it's dangerous, it still has a huge membership list.
IVANTTOCOME 0
A snorkel can be used in various ways.
RedPillSucks 33
I've got a huge member(ship).
Bano360 25
hair
Bano360 25
stupid application. send button is next to the cancel button. haha but you should have waited
dropdeadtrollin 0
stop YAWNING!!!
Cjmw 7
The Mudkip speaks wisdom.
xJASMINEx 0
I heard you liek mudkipzzz
dropdeadtrollin 0
do you like guys? :o
sadkiddie 0
Today, I flew into Denver and the obnoxious woman beside me kept leaning over to look out the window. Just as I was about to complain, she yawned, drooling on me. <- now that's who should have fml'd =P
kelserzzzz 0
agreed!
lexi365 20
that would of been great.
dropdeadtrollin 0
also window licker comes to mind.
substitutes 0
You need to get control of your bosy
stfuscrub420 0
fmls used to make me laugh
zodak 0
lol Josh mcdaniels needs a FML
marcranger 29
like being fired. that would be a good fml.
Hughmadd 0
^^^THIS
fullofmetal 7
DIA is most definitely not exciting enough to warrant crawling over other passengers in order to look at it.
marcranger 29
op might have been flying in the daytime. depending on which way she's coming in, she might have gotten a nice view of the mountains. but I agree, DIA sucks.
machiko_fml 0
More of an FML for your neighbor.
Zmeilerr 22
Agreed