Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
C. Kronick
United States
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Jaided_Genetics
Kingston, Canada
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Cupcakes
Queanbeyan, Australia
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Lucachoo
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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thefranks 0
ahhh makin love in the bakery
KingDingALing 9
Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".
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TempestRain 0
maybe he's heard the term but doesn't know what it means?
andacondakiwi 11
or maybe OP has a muffin top?
TempestRain 0
maybe so. lol
afroninjashuffle 0
ok I don't get it appearantly.I took it as ur the top to his muffin, as in you ride his dick when u have sex most of the time. but I'm wrong I guess Simone explain this to me please
KasCiaYr 0
That is what I thought too. But I'm not an English speaker so I assumed thay are right, or.. we are just way too smart here!
Phoenix1023 3
it's a term to describe when belly fat spills over the waistline.
ImFreeFalling 0
I think he was just messing with you about the muffin top thing. Maybe he didn't wanna be called Love Muffin so he said the first thing that came to his mind to express his dislike for the name. He wanted you to see it from his point of view. So YDI for overreacting.
awkwardturtley 0
Ugh...did a video for a class..I was the only girl so they decided I was the mom and my options were to call my 'son' love muffin, or have 4 idiot 8th grade guys(this was 2 years ago) goof around the whole time, so we failed the project....worth a large percent of our grade -.-" it actually ended up hilariously stupid but we had to show them to the class.. ha to be in 8th grade again :P
andacondakiwi 11
I'm sorry, but how exactly did this relate at all to the fml?
jakymoon 0
lol the love muffin part :)
gshawns 0
hey you dang woodchucks!, quit chuckin' my wood!
kateleen16 0
excersise is simple.
Bartimaeus 7
lol sorry
jocelyng_fml 0
he's probably joking cus if he had a problem with that he wouldve broken up with you op
SugarBaby983 0
Who calls their Boyfrand "Love muffin"
gigilvrs6 0
Aww that's so cute… "muffin top"