Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
C. Kronick
United States
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Jaided_Genetics
Kingston, Canada
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Cupcakes
Queanbeyan, Australia
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Lucachoo
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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thefranks 0
ahhh makin love in the bakery
KingDingALing 9
Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".
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Comments (174)
Amgnowai 0
What's with all the food-related FMLs?
restythestar 0
pfftt lame couple..
Carnivores 0
I used to call one of my ex's doughnut shop, she was cool with it. She knew she was fat, I knew she was fat, but hey I still loved her.
Carnivores 0
I used to call my ex doughnut shop, she didn't care. She knew she was fat, I knew she was fat, but I still loved her.
Kehaulani1994 0
that's not an FML lol. muffin tops rule-- waaay better than being a stick :p. as long as it ain't all nasty. be happy u got a bf haha. PS do u got love handles OP?
dannyh10 0
you got burned muffin top.
cmac86 24
you set yourself up for that one, like a golf ball on a tee.
Phoenix1023 3
ROFL epic. He's gonna have a long, cold winter.
banananut 0
Now you can call him "single muffin" Aww :)
banananut 0
Oops, sorry about the quadruple post. Damn. I am never commenting on FML's with my phone again.
banananut 0
Now you can call him "single muffin" Aww :)