Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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mrricecakes 4
Why would you even ask that in the first place?
SkoomaKi 28
A necrophiliac in the making.
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Comments (197)
toenibbler 14
Well would you love a vegetable OP?
RedmontFief 7
Not if it was broccoli! >:P
crazycatlady5 6
Anything is better than a cat :'( ...
itsalanis 25
Yeah, that's very inconsiderate of him...
jjake20140 2
Or its because she is in fact a ninja
jjake20140 2
*it's
jacob_hicks 0
Unless you have been dating this man for a few years, OP, do not ask him those types of questions. You cannot force him to love you if you became a vegetable. YDI.
spinx13 0
fyl ? i see this as fhl for havin a dead **** of a girlfriend
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, because sex is the only important thing in a relationship. Anything else is crap in your world, right?
TSN619 7
I think you guys are taking this one a little too far. I agree sex isn't the most portent part of a relationship but it is nonetheless important. If your partner simply doesn't do it for you and you have tried working with them on it the odds are the relationship won't work out or they will be unfaithful.
tony1891 22
I'd love you If you was a vegie. nom nom nom. lol
immaMonsta 8
I'm assuming that that's just one of those things you were asking him just to get his response, and you got just got that answer...eh, that's sucks OP. Maybe you should be more participant in bed? Also, he technically didn't answer your question. It's a yes or no answer. Either way, FYL.
stormchaser24 24
How the heck to questions like this even come up? I can understand if he was your boyfriend for years but don't force him to love your.
immaMonsta 8
How do you know if OP has been with her boyfriend for years or not? It doesn't say in the FML.
lainzilla 14
Even if the OP is crap in bed, she deserves a boyfriend who will bring up the matter tactfully instead of being a passive aggressive wank about it.