Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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mrricecakes 4
Why would you even ask that in the first place?
SkoomaKi 28
A necrophiliac in the making.
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Comments (197)
gingerfly91 1
Now is your chance to hop on top of him and show him something to brag about :)
Smartpants 0
ohoho...dat ws a killer comment...pent up feelings end up sarcatially!
skittlesmeep 4
Time to learn a few moves! or something...
picturescrazy 24
You're doing it wrong. The woman should be just as engaged in sex as the guy is. Don't just lie there. YDI.
cheer1468 0
Why would you even ask him thaat..?
jmedalene 2
Hmm maybe you should try something nfew
sillyanon 3
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AmyLeeEvFan 0
I hate Men!!! All they care about is sex, sex, and more sex!! That's part of the reason why I am a lesbian!!
Marakie 16
What kind of idiot asks a question like that
MarkToast 19
What kind of question is that?