LadyNexus
Mohrsville, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
aspiemeanswell
Rudolstadt, Germany
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Newcastle, United States
Random access memory
Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Anonymous
Compliments are tricky
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
louise.
Australia
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Anonymous
United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
saywhatnow
United States
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Anonymous
Oakville, Canada
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47
It's not a great compliment, but at least he didn't say you're the second-hottest seven.
Floortje 17
He doesn't really know how to flatter a woman, does he? :p well at least you're the hottest seven!
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Comments (53)
sylverdrag_fml 9
Almost cute enough to be an ugly 8!
crandel 11
It's still a compliment; get over yourself.
whiskeygirl23 4
don't ask questions that you don't want an honest answer to.
kalbrek009 20
Far better than being told that you're an ugly 3. I'd just accept hat he was generous & go with it instead of being butt hurt. (Unless you're one of those people who "think they're all that"...if that's the case, accept the compliment & get over yourself or stay butt hurt your entire life.)
thetoadstool 16
I don't understand all these people saying that's a compliment. OP asked how he FELT about her, and he answered by commenting on her appearance - and by scale, no less. I think it's worrying that he bases his feelings about his girlfriend solely on her looks, as if that is the single most valuable quality about her.
spoo 24
Completely overlooked that. Good call!
LaurenRoxsU 9
@82, that is an excellent point! She didn't even refer to her appearance. Yet he chose that route. Seems like perhaps he lacks substance. Or has really low moral standards. Probably that he doesn't see past anything other than the outward cast; before you get to know someone on a more intimate level.
sirrubberduckie 37
Reading comprehension. #82 has it.
WingWalker 2
That's pretty good. You should consider yourself lucky.
Sudden_flame57 5
At least you're in the higher half
UhHuhHoney 20
Well at least you're not anything lower than a 5. Lol
jordanashley211 20
What a very honest ass.
pinkstardust 9
7? Really?