LadyNexus
Mohrsville, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
aspiemeanswell
Rudolstadt, Germany
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Newcastle, United States
Random access memory
Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Anonymous
Compliments are tricky
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
louise.
Australia
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Anonymous
United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
saywhatnow
United States
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Anonymous
Oakville, Canada
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47
It's not a great compliment, but at least he didn't say you're the second-hottest seven.
Floortje 17
He doesn't really know how to flatter a woman, does he? :p well at least you're the hottest seven!
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chloemarni 9
How fast did You RUN?
iSnipeFatPeople 18
I don't really see a problem here unless you were expecting more.
Fmlreadermostly 20
Think about the hot/crazy scale. That's actually a compliment no matter how you look at it. Unless your crazy level is a 7....
phreaker913 21
seven really isn't all that bad, and to say that you are the hottest seven he has ever met.... thats actually pretty good
Parvati48 15
So does that make you a 7.5 or an 8? At least that's somewhat flattering. :/
dylanhasemann 9
That's a compliment since sevens are decent looking.
Lars93 18
at least youre a zeven
truestoncer 14
At least you're not the ugliest seven. But you have a right to be sad, you could've been the ugliest eight.
patriciadusud_fml 8
Being French, I had no clue about what a seven is.... I thought it must be the height so I converted seven feet into meter and I got 2 meters 10 : no wonder she is the hottest seven, she is probably the only seven feet he ever met. Then I read your comments... Don't worry guys, I am blonde.
sirrubberduckie 37
This comment is fantastic. C'est magnifique!
j_cat187 20
my friend gave his gf a 3 but a 4 to ten is not possible