LadyNexus
Mohrsville, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
aspiemeanswell
Rudolstadt, Germany
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Newcastle, United States
Random access memory
Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Anonymous
Compliments are tricky
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
louise.
Australia
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Anonymous
United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
saywhatnow
United States
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Anonymous
Oakville, Canada
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47
It's not a great compliment, but at least he didn't say you're the second-hottest seven.
Floortje 17
He doesn't really know how to flatter a woman, does he? :p well at least you're the hottest seven!
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Comments (53)
Goblin182 27
I thought all 7 were equally hot. That's why they are all 7.
lionhead29 9
there are decimals that separates a 5.9 from a solid 5
BlondePsycho 43
How is this an Fml? The man paid you a complement, get over it
vikky538 29
just remember OP..there's a eight after seven...
llalala_fml 19
The 1-10 scale is ridiculous
sirrubberduckie 37
I wonder how many 10s think it's ridiculous.
llalala_fml 19
Many I'm sure. A person's worth has nothing to do with how fuckable they are to the gender(s) they usually are attracted to. Reducing your own attraction to someone down to just a scale 1-10 of attractiveness is sad. Not only are you living in a 2 dimensional world, but since your "10"s will probably never give you a second glance, you will always be disappointed in whatever person who would want to spend time with you. You're just setting yourself up to fail.
supasupa 1
Why are guys so cold?
justanotherfmll 4
Better than a one, right?
VivaB 9
I feel like he should have said quickly after that, "baby I'm kidding, you're the hottest girl I've ever laid my eyes on" ....a scale is ridiculous anyway
False_Stupidity 42
A 7 may well have been the hottest he has laid eyes on, the whole scale is subjective and the kind of person that would fit his (potentially unrealistic) ideal enough to rate an 8, 9 or 10 may well be unattainable for most.
chloemarni 9
How fast did You RUN???
slimashli 7
hey sevens r hot most people arent even a 6
evalu8tor 12
Considering most either run away screaming or try to squash me, I'd be delighted to be called a seven.