Today, my boyfriend, who never gives a dime to homeless people, donated half his paycheck to the victims of Hurricane Helene, saying that "Biden has left them to die" because they're "poor white people." Nice to know he's not just a cheap ass, but a racist conspiracy theorist as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
Today, I thought I finally had a decent boyfriend. He didn’t seem like an emotionally unavailable alcoholic like my past boyfriends. Then I found out he’s an unemployed Trump supporter. FML
Today, after my wife and and her family often complained about refugees around town and never donated a cent, even blaming a church fire on them, I thought they were just stingy and racist, but now they're donating and even offering their spare houses to refugees from Ukraine. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, the cashier asked if I wanted to donate $1 to help hungry children. I said, “Not today, thank you.” The man behind me loudly said, “Wow…” Now everyone thinks I hate children. I'm just that broke. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I can't watch the news 24/7, but Trump seems more invested in his new golf club he's opening in Scotland than he does helping victims of the latest hurricane to hit the U.S. And to be fair, if Mother Nature seems to be aiming her wrath at Mar-a-Lago and Ron DeSantis, who are we to intervene?
Rake 18
1. He is obviously not cheap. I also prefer not to give money to homeless people, you don't know where that money goes to. I prefer to give it to aid organizations. 2. It doesn't sound like he is racist. but rather he think that the government is. 3. He sounds totally crazy. dodged a bullet indeed...
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I can't watch the news 24/7, but Trump seems more invested in his new golf club he's opening in Scotland than he does helping victims of the latest hurricane to hit the U.S. And to be fair, if Mother Nature seems to be aiming her wrath at Mar-a-Lago and Ron DeSantis, who are we to intervene?
dreams2383 20
so I take it you didn't see he was raising millions for the victims
BurnInDemonFire 39
What I saw was a moron lying about everything he could think of about this storm and the Democratic government, only to be called out on it by someone in his own damn party.
Rake 18
1. He is obviously not cheap. I also prefer not to give money to homeless people, you don't know where that money goes to. I prefer to give it to aid organizations. 2. It doesn't sound like he is racist. but rather he think that the government is. 3. He sounds totally crazy. dodged a bullet indeed...
Hangryko 32
Dump him yesterday.