LadyNexus
Mohrsville, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
aspiemeanswell
Rudolstadt, Germany
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Newcastle, United States
Random access memory
Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
PDA FML
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Anonymous
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Anonymous
Compliments are tricky
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
louise.
Australia
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Anonymous
United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
saywhatnow
United States
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Anonymous
Oakville, Canada
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47
It's not a great compliment, but at least he didn't say you're the second-hottest seven.
Floortje 17
He doesn't really know how to flatter a woman, does he? :p well at least you're the hottest seven!
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Comments (53)
sdroze1389 31
you asked a question and got an honest answer, most people aren't so lucky. YDI, and high seven is quite flattering given a ten would imply his concept of total undeniable beauty.
Zacky_Chan 22
Well as they say, Seven Eight Nine
LaurenRoxsU 9
I HATE YOU. I srsly thought I would be the only one to nail that. Damnit! Well, props for having awesome taste in puns!
cryssycakesx3 23
yeah but seven is a registered six offender.
LaurenRoxsU 9
Oh-ho-hoh ooold it #56... Way to bring that s#%^ back around full circle!! >¥
martin8337 36
It's better than an ugly 9 or 10.
lyricalservant 21
He's way too honest
LaurenRoxsU 9
Yes lol, and every woman I've met that complains about their boyfriend/ husband is like " Oh, well but he's just too honest". ...SAID NO WOMAN EVER. That's a hard characteristic to obtain in a man.
DolphinGirl369 11
Seven of Nine, is that you?
bombielol 20
truth hurts
ricardof 19
I bet it does ;)
yeti37 16
If he's a three, then you're a 10 as a couple.
eatsteak 20
I have never been with a perfect ten, but there was a night when i was with five two's. I think that should count.
LaurenRoxsU 9
#21: I have to be a creeper and say... That your profile picture is the best thing I have ever seen! Your full fox attire is epic. #dedication. Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow.
LaurenRoxsU 9
#21: I have to be a creeper and say... That your profile picture is the best thing I have ever seen! Your full fox attire is epic. #dedication. Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow.
cryssycakesx3 23
no pound signs here.
eatsteak 20
Thank you! lol
LaurenRoxsU 9
@57 oh I'm sorry is that a Twitter-sclusive thing? Or Instagram? I don't get much into social media. And couldn't type a minimum of 140 characters even if I tried ツ
eatsteak 20
I am sure its all good, gotta learn sometime, somehow
aedar 16
Could be worse... plus seven is above-average so it could be worse :)
CuteCammy 15
Seven is not sooo bad