Today, while preparing to celebrate my daughter's second birthday, we all discovered we got a present: COVID. We're all vaccinated, but still feel like shit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite getting all vaccinations and taking all precautions, I've tested positive for Covid. Again. FML
Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML
Today, just three days into a much-needed vacation, my 5-year-old daughter has come down with chickenpox. FML
Today, I just passed an important exam. Hours after I passed, I felt a tickle in my throat. I have COVID. I feel like shit. FML
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, I might have Covid and this weekend is my birthday weekend. FML
Today, instead of getting ready for Mother’s Day weekend, I’m recovering from emergency surgery. Last year my kid gave me COVID for Mother’s Day. The year before, my whole family forgot. FML
Today, I was supposed to have my bridal shower, an experience I’ve looked forward to since I was a little girl. Yesterday I tested positive for Covid, for the third time in three years. FML
Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You should return it. Did you get a gift receipt? Good thing your daughter isn't old enough to be pissed off that anyone other than her got gifts on her birthday. That starts at about 5.
RichardPencil 32
"Feel like shit" is a lot less severe than "on a ventilator." The vaccines work as advertised -- they never guaranteed invincibility -- and have proven safe. Selfish, ignorant pricks like you who intentionally choose to believe lies are the reason than the pandemic has stretched on longer than it should have.
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RichardPencil 32
You should return it. Did you get a gift receipt? Good thing your daughter isn't old enough to be pissed off that anyone other than her got gifts on her birthday. That starts at about 5.
Blobby McGee 5
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but I thought it was "safe and effective", and "prevents transmission", and "makes the symptoms less severe"????? 😄😄😄😄😄 sheep
RichardPencil 32
"Feel like shit" is a lot less severe than "on a ventilator." The vaccines work as advertised -- they never guaranteed invincibility -- and have proven safe. Selfish, ignorant pricks like you who intentionally choose to believe lies are the reason than the pandemic has stretched on longer than it should have.
tiptoppc 21
It does. My wife and i got it (omicron). I have a ****** up immune system, wife has severe asthma. It hit us like a bad cold. We are vaxxed, neighbors weren’t and paid ultimate price.
SirEnigM0nk 22
No vaccine is 100% protection. It's not a silver bullet but can mitigate the severity of the disease. It pays to do what you can to protect yourself and those around you. Especially if your kid has a nerfed immune system to start with. Not getting a vaccine for medical or religious reasons is one thing. Choosing not to because of crap going around the internet or for dubious reasons, is dumb.
ThisAppsFullOfLibtards 1
keep watching your tv. youre doing really good
ThisAppsFullOfLibtards 1
you havnt been paying attention lately have you? #fauciliedpeopledied