Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
Today, two days after losing my temper with my smart mouthed 7 year-old son and slapping him across the face, I tried to apologize by buying him a treat and telling him if anyone found out, I would get in trouble. Today, I got a call from social services about the "bruise" on his face. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
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rogueangel9 4
and let me guess, he got a time out instead of the ass beating he should've gotten.
awardZu 0
If a kid is old enough to throw a punch, they are old enough to get a spanking. It's not abuse (because some of you bleeding heart ******* will say it is, and YOU are what's wrong with kids these days), it's dicipline. You just have to draw the line between spanking & beating, and never cross it.
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Comments (233)
lmaoatall 6
he did not want a kiss, he wanted paid, hard cold cash. i like his style.
mentalhotdog 0
Just like me!!!
lmaoatall 6
your statement is so true... parents these days are either lazy, or affraid to discipline. oh , you should never strike a child! my ass! spare the rod, spoil the child. and people wonder why our children are growing up disrespectful and out of control. has anyone else noticed this????
H_ayden 0
lol udi for making him clean up his toys. but op, I feel your pain, my brother punches me for asking him to move for a sec =P
choirnerd9 0
I think you might be hiding something. I'm sure he wouldn't do that if you just ASKED him.
TinyDude 10
He's gonna grow up to be a fabulous person.
Viciousvixen_21 0
lmao
QueenOfBoredom 0
nice picture man
tammy_112 0
Loool
Viciousvixen_21 0
No I didn't punch him back, it didn't hurt, and I think he might have done it by mistake...but it's still funny :-D
dr_octagonapus47 4
How does he mistakenly punch you in the face? That is the question.
dr_octagonapus47 4
How does he accidentally hit you in the face?
jls4592 2
be a better mom and u pick up his toys
rogueangel9 4
so you'll be your kids bitch when you have kids?
awardZu 0
Never breed 86, you will just dilute the gene pool.
Divine_Mamma 11
Helping out your kid when he is two years old is not being their bitch.