Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
Today, two days after losing my temper with my smart mouthed 7 year-old son and slapping him across the face, I tried to apologize by buying him a treat and telling him if anyone found out, I would get in trouble. Today, I got a call from social services about the "bruise" on his face. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
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rogueangel9 4
and let me guess, he got a time out instead of the ass beating he should've gotten.
awardZu 0
If a kid is old enough to throw a punch, they are old enough to get a spanking. It's not abuse (because some of you bleeding heart ******* will say it is, and YOU are what's wrong with kids these days), it's dicipline. You just have to draw the line between spanking & beating, and never cross it.
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Comments (233)
Wezl8 0
Bull... All of you pansy asses making excuses that kids don't know what they are doing. That's why they disrespect you because you let them get away with it. You don't have to beat them but give them a spanking.
Frijolero_92 1
yes
crissybear 8
EXACTLY....!
mentalhotdog 0
Just..........shut up
JenL_fml 7
Discipline!!!!!
usbaby24 3
whats the point of hitting someone smaller than u...i honestly believe theres no point of hitting a child my boyfriend was never hit yet he always did and still does respect his mom yet my sister in law and her husband always hit their kids and they are the worse kid ever then u have the kids that were hit before and are respectful till this day so honestly i think hitting a child doesnt make them bad or good just makes it an excuse for u to take ur everyday frustrations out on ur child
Harpy20 24
225- So no punctuation, eh?
Frijolero_92 1
hit him, I was hit as a kid and I plan to do it to my kids, there's a very big differance between a belt an child abuse ydi
EvilPandaInc 0
I remember those days... ;D
CAPTmok 7
But at at least he cleaned up!!!
DalPozzo13 10
That's what you get for making him clean up
elainelovesyou 7
Well, do you wanna clean it up?
SchwizerMan 2
bet you wont be doing that again anytime soon. totally deserved it! lol
QueenOfBoredom 0
I know sexism is funny
Divine_Mamma 11
How in the hell is this in any way sexist
tergrnd6 0
Spank his ass
Inhumanfrost 0
You probably let him get away with so much crap.
Saddyohh 13
Ok here's a plan, give him a penny and put him in a corner. Tell him to hold the penny against the wall with just his forehead. Make sure he knows that every time he drops it you spank him. Entertaining for you and a learning experience for him.
Gondile 4
holy shit.... that's awesome!
PrincessesCrown 17
Nice
una_persona 0
Cool, did your mom try that on you?
awardZu 0
34 I love your parenting style! I'm going to do that with my kid now!
JenL_fml 7
That's pretty creative. *takes notes for future references*
ugliness 6
haha..... I'm pretty sure that will have some psychological effect on the kid in future but I'm no psychic so I dunno :/
atomicbaboon 0
yep, he'll psychologically know that whenever he hits he'll have to do that. I had to do it, and I turned okay.
RainbowHeadache 2
Wouldn't it stick to his forehead after a minute or so?
ForeverPunk 0
well that's not good later on.