Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
Today, two days after losing my temper with my smart mouthed 7 year-old son and slapping him across the face, I tried to apologize by buying him a treat and telling him if anyone found out, I would get in trouble. Today, I got a call from social services about the "bruise" on his face. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
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rogueangel9 4
and let me guess, he got a time out instead of the ass beating he should've gotten.
awardZu 0
If a kid is old enough to throw a punch, they are old enough to get a spanking. It's not abuse (because some of you bleeding heart ******* will say it is, and YOU are what's wrong with kids these days), it's dicipline. You just have to draw the line between spanking & beating, and never cross it.
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Comments (233)
katies94 0
don't let a two year old take advantage of you! lol
FMLsOhilarious 6
Lmao that's funny. So you punched him back, right? Lol.
MistyLazuli 0
I hope you smacked him! He sounds like the kind of kid who will only respond to smacks. I have a nephew just like him and I've seen what the lack of effective discipline (i.e. trying everything but smacks) does! If you don't he will be a tyrant and you will be personally responsible for unleashing a monster into society. Most people agree... see the FaceBook fan page "Casey - The kid who had enough of being bullied is a legend".
Bwames 0
I hope it's broken.
Xpensive 0
shouldnt have made'em do it, least he didnt say" now get me a drink vial woman" after,lol
NextBigThing5044 0
Haha lmfao!! Little kids are amazing.
Username445 0
wow tlk about a sucker punch !! next time dont kiss him !!
metalfacepro 0
POW! right in the kisser, POW! right in the kisser
hurleycat 6
sorry but that's really funny!
Pampilulu_fml 0
I think it is time to reconsider the education that you give to him...seriously !!!