Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
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Top comments
kut17 11
Did she let you stay in her arms?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Aww.. Well, I wouldn't judge you! Horror movies are scary no matter what sex you are!
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Comments (136)
stompic 2
man, that's an insult to *******...
Old_Iron_Sides 6
A screaming pussy? That sounds like something in a horror film...
shadowsorel 15
Scream like a pussy, get none. Just kidding. Though you do deserve it, maybe she likes guys who are able to express themselves and show that they can get scared sometimes. Maybe she thought it was cute.
dathan 14
So... why didn't you let her choose?
KiddNYC1O 22
Pussyface96... Lmao.
drewcat21 0
Well that's embarrassing!
ForeverAloneGal 23
Don't feel too bad. I know plenty of manly men who are pants-shittingly terrified of "horror movies".
Sicilysstallion 2
Yea I believe those men are called panzees
sillyyanks 24
But surely you knew you were scared of horror films??? THINK WITH YOUR HEAD! NOT YOUR PENIS!
IAMVINCE 11
When I was 13, I watched about every horror movie that existed. No nightmares or screaming during the movie at all.
Dcm210 19
maybe you should've let her pick the movie.