Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
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kut17 11
Did she let you stay in her arms?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Aww.. Well, I wouldn't judge you! Horror movies are scary no matter what sex you are!
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Comments (136)
j_cat187 20
Pussy face? Damn I have a feeling you had a good time after the movie.
patrick29 1
It's okay to be vulnerable every once in a while brother
holyshitbatman 20
well im assuming since you screamed like a pussy, that means you didn't get any :p
spottyblanket 8
YDI for thinking women are *******. :3 We have a lot of balls.
fishboy123 7
was it twilight?
chelseahere143 12
woww...she shoulda been the one that was scared and u shoulda been holding her! next time man up.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Scary movies. Always hated them. Well atleast you cant say you guys probably didnt hold one another if she held you when u were scared :)
Epikouros 32
Maybe you should take her to a boring documentary. She'll fall asleep in your arms. Anyway, how you react to horror movies doesn't necessarily show you are in reality. One of my former colleagues used to watch every horror movie, and he enjoyed the worst blood-spattering scenes in particular. But in real life, he would faint whenever he saw a drop of blood. That was a problem during his military service, when he was assigned to a medical unit. I'm the other way around, I zap in panic when I see surgery **** on the tv, but being touched by a bleeding penis at my worst first date didn't really didn't really bother me.
SApprentice 34
84- ... Why was the penis bleeding? I'm sorry, I'm just so curious now.
happylawyer 16
Surgery ****? Bleeding penis? What are you talking about? Better yet, I don't want to know...
vorspiel 17
Hahaha oh Lord, that sucks for you. But if you knew you were that much of a pussy, surely you would have thought not to go to a scary flick? And if she liked you that much, she probably would've liked being in your arms no matter what the film!
Spottedfeather 7
How do you get scared at a movie ? You do know they're not real, right ?