Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending a written invitation to my three-year-old's birthday party. I actually believe she's crazy enough to do it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML
Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML
Today, almost half of my birthday party invitees are refusing to attend, simply because my mother-in-law is going to be there, and their hatred of her Karen-like behaviour is greater than their desire to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Today, I think the only reason my mom hosts my kid's birthday, and other parties at her huge house in the country, is so she can be a complete bitch to us on the day, and if we even sound annoyed, it's, "Well, this is my home, I don't have to open it to anyone." FML
Today, all I wanted was to take my two kids and their two favourite cousins to the beach on their last day of vacation together. My mother-in-law went into full beast mode, shouting about how I'm always roaming around and being irresponsible. The kids never meet and are from different cities. FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
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sophielotus 2
You might wanna consider taking her off the invite list...
olpally 33
Stage 5 clinger, mother-in-law style... Yikes!
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Comments (51)
sophielotus 2
You might wanna consider taking her off the invite list...
CaptTeemo 10
What would his wife have to say about that?
sophielotus 2
Who wants their mother camping outside their house? I dunno about you but I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't.
emilyjgraham 34
it could be a woman..
walmartpaysme 15
1, I'm pretty sure that would not make this problem any better. She's just a nut case and OP will have to suck it up. In-laws can be difficult and there's nothing you can do about it most of the time.
chell1894 13
In laws, the reason I debated on whether to get married or not.
Futacy 30
If you unscramble "mother-in-law," you get "woman hitler"
walmartpaysme 15
Wow, 36. That describes my mother-in-law perfectly.
PizzaRollsss 5
Hmmm, 35, for some reason I doubt that you are 72 years old, just a hunch
CaptainDoorknob 7
Psycho bitch much?
sophielotus 2
7 - this is true.
steph8391 11
Now that is not only enlightening, but true!!!!!
RBntM 10
You've got a crazy mother-in-law
Trix_Disorder 20
You know, that's actually written in the FML.
PhishloverA 14
Wrong FML #3 go up one
KiddNYC1O 22
You're confused, Marley.
j_cat187 20
nope, chuck testa
Inediblepeaches 15
32- That joke is only funny when actually used properly. Right now, all I see is 'HAHAHA, LOOK AT ME, I MADE A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING!'
KiddNYC1O 22
Wtf? ^
olpally 33
Stage 5 clinger, mother-in-law style... Yikes!
texasmomma88 3
Yes she is.
gc327072 31
If she was your mother-in-law she'd never let you go..... But she is.. so OP's effed.
failgamer 7
Give her a wrong location and date.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Then expect to be hunted down like the wife by the crazy husband from the movie Enough.
texasmomma88 3
His wife is the one who posted..... it his mother that's the crazy one! Hubby thinks she's crazy too.
a_commenter 3
Wait, what?
Keiren 14
Maybe she wanted the invitation to put in her scrapbook. But yeah, someone's five cans short of a six-pack.
PYLrulz 17
I don't think there is anything for a six-pack to begin with!
Big_lama6 7
Gotta love the in-laws
SApprentice 34
That's scary. Is your wife/husband okay with that idea, or are they equally horrified by the thought?
feldco1 17
I'd be pretty terrified
texasmomma88 3
husband thinks she's bat s#!t crazy too