Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
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Top comments
spikey818 9
I do that every year.
muchagente 5
good idea... so everyone who might be interested in you will think "oh damn, she's engaged, i've got no chance anyway". makes sure you stay lonely.
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Comments (83)
mightymart 5
why the hell do you give so much importance to such a commercial holiday?? by being so pathetic you are reinforcing a negative image of yourself.. start liking yourself more and lose the insecurity and I garantee you that people Will start liking you more!
KingAbe88 12
if you would that though, you'll ruin any chance to hook up with at work. people will think you're taken!
pike1346 3
PSYCO FREAK
mattitucklove01 0
relax it's just a stupid day! nothing is wrong being single! plus you should show everyone that you are single maybe there's someone out there waiting for you!
vanillastraps 3
thats not sad, thats productive:) i almost did tht myself hahah
skyeyez9 25
At least buy flowers planted in soil and a pot. That way you can keep them for a long time. Cut flowers in a vase die in a few days.
skyeyez9 25
Cheer up op. My husband is deployed right now and I'm spending Valentines day: going to the gym and getting my weekly allergy shots afterwards. At least you didn't fall thru the floor of your bathroom after a shower.
catatonicsleep 17
She's still at work there's plenty of time for the post-work shower fall... ^_^
TheDrifter 24
If you get your allergy shot early you can buy yourself some pretty flowers to decorate the house with. Shots suck, but they do usually have benefits.
aboutpar 0
Australians have the best FML's!!!!
CallMeHush 1
Uh, they work with you every day. I'm pretty sure they know that no one likes you.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, OP. Plenty of people don't have someone to spend today with. You're not a special case.
XxPurplePandaxX 0
just plain pathetic and desperate.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#52 Hmm. Hopefully that wasn't directed at me.