Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Outfoxed
Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Social parasites
Today, I was rejected from the 25th rental I applied to in the last two months. I give up. Guess I'm stuck living with my mother forever. FML
Anonymous
United States
Family man
Today, I had to turn down a huge job promotion that would have meant a bigger salary and more benefits because it would have required me to move, and my wife and kids absolutely refuse to leave behind the farm we live on or all the animals. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Anonymous
The Good Life
Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Get out
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
Anonimo
Monserrato, Italy
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Moota 9
Why?...
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Comments (152)
toasty97 3
Kinky barnyard sex anyone? :P
MissCuteStack 12
hell ya
zcheema17 0
Why would you do that?
MissCuteStack 12
Now when people ask you were you born in a barn you can say YES !!!
ballroomg 0
I would like to take you to a barn ;)))
IamVexatious 0
worst hookup attempt ever.
MissCuteStack 12
Okay meet at the barn ;)
domgian99 3
u wouldnt b born in a barn u qould just live in one
CreeperIRL 14
Dude! Barns are awesome! You ever hear the animals living in barns complain about living in a barn? I think not! Because it's way cool! Think about the parties you can host
MegaBear 0
now whenever someone asks "were you born in a barn?" you can say "no, but I live in one." Unless you actually were born in a barn...
dre_bro11 12
40, the Internet is available in many ways nowadays. There's phone Internet, USB internet cards, could be a relative's Internet, may have paid a few dollars to use a cafe Internet or something, but what I'm trying to get at is it doesn't necessarily mean that OP's paying shitloads on the net.
patrickalamo 48
Similar to how Jesus started out.
justs0me_r0mance 0
Op why'd you apply there if your just going to make an Fml about it? Sorry but I think thatsss pretty pointless. I'm sure if they are renting it out or have applications avail to move in, it's not a piece of shit. It's probably really cool inside. When my mom was in college she rented a room in a barn (fixed up nicely). She loved it and often tells stories about the people she met, etc.
skiezee 0
Are you going WWOOFing!?
shelba97 5
I would love to