Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Outfoxed
Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Social parasites
Today, I was rejected from the 25th rental I applied to in the last two months. I give up. Guess I'm stuck living with my mother forever. FML
Anonymous
United States
Family man
Today, I had to turn down a huge job promotion that would have meant a bigger salary and more benefits because it would have required me to move, and my wife and kids absolutely refuse to leave behind the farm we live on or all the animals. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Anonymous
The Good Life
Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Get out
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
Anonimo
Monserrato, Italy
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Moota 9
Why?...
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Comments (152)
XCait_SithX 4
roadhouse
ikickgingers 15
How does one apply for something like that??
soon2beproskater 0
wow wth
theten_fml 9
That's okay, are you a horse?
Marquelle53 0
Pimp that shit out man
loserman67 36
you mean - "pimp that horseshit out man"
catfishmoose 4
I live in a 2 bedroom apartment above a barn at a horse training facility. its part of my job as a horse trainer, being above the barn is rather convenient when mares start to foal.
cyns0_oaSailor 0
So you can't afford anything but a barn yet you have Internet? Must be a public library.
SadinSherman 16
At least you don't have to move in with your parents.
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
Make it so amazing that everyone will "apply" to live in a barn. You have a HUGE yard, make it look like te white house or just make it a white house :).
daisyloo 7
Free milk from cows??